Oooh, oooh: I'll take Things That Aren't Real for $1,000, Alex

Does MAGA increasingly believe the sky is blue and water is wet? Or is that still too much of a leap?

NYT focusing on the important things

Oh, brother.

I wish it existed. He was purpose-built for it

"My newspaper had become AI a while ago, so there was nothing to read—or, rather, there were things to read, but I could not tell whether any of them were true. "

😂

it's like people who just went vegan. Suddenly they gotta school everyone within earshot on why being vegan is the only way to live [despite humans not being herbivores...]. JD Vance is in that "I'm a brand new expert on Catholicism; lemme school the Pope" stage of his pathetic life

and if he should happen to be yeeted into a thermal feature and boiled alive, so be it

American bison.
Montanan here. My fondest wish is for Trump to come to Yellowstone and hug one to show how manly and patriotic he is

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The young people likely to be targeted also are probably the least capable of moving away. Wouldn't it be great if Congress actually did their jobs?

Hmmmm. "Existing federal data." Why do I suspect "selective" now mean "kids of registered Democrats only" or "kids whose families receive Medicaid or SNAP" or "kids whose parents never made a donation to the ballroom fund"?

Oh, did someone yank the Adderall out of his hands long enough to explain the deal he bragged about yesterday wasn't real?

I'm gonna say he's the second-most mediocre, overrated piece of shit in American history

hell, I don't even trust lifelong Catholics.
(I was raised Catholic, BTW)

Which files, again?

The Epstein files

I think Monday should be Let's Repeat That Cognitive Test Day

OMG I can't 😂

baaahaha

That poor thing. Only 3 followers

Don't tease me

If by "triumphant" you mean "proudly ignorant of facts and reality," then, sure

A MAGAt tried to start an argument with me in Facebook comments. Responded with this clip 😆

If only Fred had told him to go play under a dump truck

25th!

25th!

25TH!!!

JFC

Things I've learned on YouTube:

There are a lot of vehicles submerged in rivers, lakes and canals. Like, A LOT

"his management of the war"
LOL

this is the same guy who thought water would flow south because south is "down" on a map

I'm going to use the Sharpies he is so obsessed with to cross out his stupid f**ing signature on any bill I come across

but they're okay with the pedophilia

True! I do hope he hasn't gone through life thinking "single hardly" is an expression, though

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