got to PHL at 11:45 for a plane boarding at 12:20 and had to wait in the gate 😤

Mets 🤝 Phillies

At least it’s happening to the other guy too

never been good in their history. hated by gods of every religion. amazing stuff

you’d think a phillies team was never dookie in april before.

1) god hates the phillies. always has always will

2) ABS is just another way for the cobb county cornballs to be annoying and they are so so good at it

remember who you are Flavio!

Finish him Flavio Cobolli 🎾

wonder if Iran is in on the market action now too

paid by the collective, ridding society of useless middlemen and prioritizing the wellbeing of all.

Healthcare is a right.

You shouldn’t have to earn it.

It shouldn’t be dependent on employment or economic status.

It shouldn’t be something you have to fight for.

It shouldn’t be something that leaves you in debt for life.

Universal healthcare saves lives.

Poster for building a World Cup trophy out of finger nails

Aaron Nola: Doesn’t Have It™️

Three true outcomes Pope smdh

probably so tired they didn’t care if they died- just like everyone over 40

this broadcast started off so awkwardly but was fine by the middle innings. hard to do a new booth every week. Andruw Jones was somehow worse??

THE PATRIARCH OF ANTIOCH IS WEAK ON AEROSPACE REGULATION

why would the braves ever wear another uniform? these are perfect. home or away

Mrs. Met is here in her heart

commodity markets open in 6.5 hours. get your trades in, the administration already has theirs locked and loaded.

don’t worry we’ll have a resolution and more peace talks planned (according to Axios) before 9:30a EDT

lmao

so much nü metal at the last wings game ever

I was randomly put in charge of a project at work and now I’m managing a lot of the business and I hate it. This should be every governor.

Brandon Marsh: Cleanup Hitter

sugar should be regulated as tightly if not tighter than tobacco

I’m married to an Italian person who would murder me in my sleep if I hugged a woman like that

crazy how the US started a war in the middle east and lost again

there’s too much philadelphian and the sixers are it. you don’t have to do this. we do.

how about these swinging Sacramento Athletics?

Interesting and compelling counterpoint