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*waves from St Pancras*

I hope you don't and are instead stuck in a land of deliciousness indefinitely

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

Each day was a chance for the individual to experience a moment of hope and reach out for help. Without the chatbot they may have come out the other side - but we'll never know 🤷‍♂️

I have a meeting in Edinburgh on a Monday afternoon - I can choose to a) lose out on an entire Sunday taking an 8hr journey (no TOIL!), b) set off at 5am Monday and still likely be late to the meeting due to delays or c) spend half as much money and turn up on time.

Tricky choice 🤷‍♂️

There's hardly a meaningful distinction between ICE and the Gestapo at this point and we might as well confront that.

No reforming an institution which became the gestapo. It must be destroyed.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Christmas Mubarak from the Right Wing's dystopian London, insha'Allah you day is merry and bright

Blurry Christmas trees in an airport at 5am. (I really thought I'd got a good photo, my bad)

Photo of Ed wearing an FFP2 mask on a plane. His glasses are steamed up from breathing. (Do not want the Christmas Plague, and a metal tube full of other people's coughed up air is a good way to get it)

Photo of me looking tired, with a bright floral background in a restaurant. (It's Maki and Ramen and they were very quick but not very polite and I felt offended by the included service charge on the bill but was too passive to say anything)

Photo of me with my head on a pillow, looking sleepy and pathetic (I've been up since 4:30 on 3hrs sleep, give me a break)

Today in photos 📸

Why is phở so phởking filling?

I had soup for dinner 5hrs ago and I still feel like I'm going to pop 🫃

It's not like I don't not like them though 🤷‍♂️

Once the appointment is booked in I don't think they'll turn you away - they'll have allocated enough doses for the day and it's not a big ordeal for them to administer an extra one

Packing up now then heading in to work. Leaving there at 4, taking a taxi to the airport. Flight at 6:30, hopefully home by 9:30 latest 🤞

My leaves are falling! Very true!!

Anyway back to intermittent posting, see you in a couple months, byeeeeee

I have zero energy for anything other than the bare minimum and I don't know what to do about it 😅

I'm ghosting friends and have no reasonable excuse and feel absolutely awful about it but can't a) muster the energy to do anything about it or b) actually explain why because I don't know myself 🙃

Also - does anyone else feel a bit like they're drowning?

Life going better than at any other point in the last 10 years and it's taking all I have just to stay on top of waking up, going to work, coming home and doing life admin.

Screenshot of an Internet speed test showing 1.58Mbps download and 7.73Mbps upload. The text says "Your internet connection is very slow."

Save me, ScotRailFreeWifi, you're my only hope

Unique flavour, that's for sure.

From strength to strength today!

An image of a cereal bow with a tea bag in, and a tea mug with cereal in. Clearly done by accident in a half-asleep state

Well, today is off to a good start...

That's what they all say 🙄😈👼🕳️😱

Biblically accurate lace edging?

why did the crab go to prison

crimes

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

Imagine how good it must be to have a personality 🥹

I was not particularly lucky

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Trains are all fooked this evening 🙃 Might get home by 8:30 if I'm lucky?

Ooh Bergen! Had a lovely time there a few years ago.

Was very entertained by the greeting we received at the airport: