Yeah it was the first one I’ve missed in the last 4 years since I started going to them so i definitely felt the lack of noise 🥲 (though I’m certain those attending had a blast as always!!)

Just randomly remembered this one 😂

clip from season 2 episode 7 of the wheel of time, where Lan approaches Rand offering him fatherly advice. He starts by saying “there’s one rule, above all others, for being a man.” which then cuts off abruptly when he says “whatever comes” and frames the still image of Rand it paused at with the caption below saying “whatever, cum” while playing intense music.

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the one rule, above all others, for being a man

Meme of Dr. Strange speaking to Iron Man. Panel one shows Dr Strange saying “I looked forward in time. I saw 14,000,605 futures.” Panel 2, iron man responds “how many lacked her love of Kemen?” Panel 3 reveals Dr Strange’s face is now Kemen’s face, and he says “none”

it transcends time & space ✨

I saw this Kemasterpiece pop up on my Reddit feed and planned to come to your page to see if someone was claiming your stuff, which I’m v glad is not that case! that said, the reply “because I love him” to this particular comment DID make me think “nah this is def her” 😂🤌

growing by forgiving ur bullies 🙅🏼‍♂️👃🙅🏼‍♂️
growing by forgiving ur haters 🫦👃🫦

I have henceforth rebranded the “childhood bullies” folder in my brain to “childhood haters”, to great effect on my psyche

🤐👃🤐

I ALWAYS have at least 2-3 in the works at any given moment … ☕️

🏃🏼‍♂️💨💨💨

👁️👄👁️

trying to come like the wind more often

👁️👃👁️

*gesticulates testicles*

because his chapters are coarse & rough

Cropped photo of Elayne Trakand in a black head wrap from season 3 of the wheel of time, except her face has been replaced with the face of Luke Fetherston, who is playing Elayne’s Brother Gawyn Trakand

the real trakand. the best trakand.
the only trakand for me. gawyn trakand.

“If your piss ain’t delish, call Melfane Dawlish”
arent even the worst sequence of words I got to say this morning on @tarvalondark.bsky.social

A short clip of Ceara Coveney from the Wheel of Time season 3 press tour, with a tweet of mine overlayed on screen as she says “hard agree, kevin” The tweet says “you can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. i love Elayne Trakand but i acknowledge her flaws (none she’s perfect), i can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s done nothing wrong in her life) & call her out on her actions (which are always right).”

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I AM ALSO MISSING YOU

(Ceara also agrees with me)

A an edited version of the Taylor Swift Eras tour poster now titled “Taylor Napier The WoT Tour”, written at the bottom. It features 9 recolored photos of Taylor Napier around one larger photo of him posing with his shirt open in the center, recolored navy. On the left there is a light grey Taylor opening his shirt, a darker grey Taylor with an open shirt looking stoic, a red hue Taylor lifting up an eye mask as Romeo, and a green Taylor leaning forward in a black sweater with his long hair down. Above the center one is a yellow photo of Taylor and Jessica Boone, she is grabbing him from behind as he looks off, his shirt open. On the right, there is a tan photo of Taylor’s side profile looking smug, a pink photo of Taylor running his hand through his hair, a blue photo of taylor looking off to the side, and finally a pink photo of Taylor completely shirtless. Also now in the O of Taylor is the head of Priyanka Bose as Alanna

finally, the taylor tour is upon us

A closely cropped photo of Kemen all smug, smiling sinisterly after being punched in the face, his lower lip just starting to show signs of swelling & bleeding

all my WoT memes are always free for all 🤲

I made sure my alt text pulled no punches in that regard 😂

A quote from the blog of Robert Jordan, creator of The Wheel of Time, 1 month before he passed in 2007, speaking about Red Eagle Entertainment, now known as iwot studios* I hear things now and then floating out in the air. For instance, I hear that word was floating about ComicsCon in San Diego that I am displeased with Red Eagle. Too true. Too very true. In a few more months that last contract they have with anyone on God's green earth that so much as mentions my name will come to an end and we can see what happens after that. You see, among other things they forgot an old dictum of LBJ back when he was just a Congressman from Texas, when he famously, or infamously, said "Don't spit in the soup, boys. We all have to eat." Worse, Red Eagle thought they could tell me they spit in the soup, or pee in it, if they wanted to and there wasn't anything I could do to stop them. You can't apologize your way out of that with me, not that they tried. There isn't enough money in the world to buy your way out of it with me. Not that they tried that either. So they get no further help from me. Once they are completely out of the picture, we'll see what happens.

*taps the sign* don’t eat the pee soup

Four panel meme from the cartoon SpongeBob Panel 1 shows a piece of paper that reads “new project in the works by IP owner iwot studios”, referencing “new” reports of that studio pitching wheel of time animated shows and video games that never get made and are littered with AI and cryptoscams. Panel 2 shows spongebob reading the paper, then happily tossing it into the fire in panel 3, and warming his hands over the fire contentedly in the final panel

there’s this old saying in Cairhien (I know it’s in Camelyn, probably in Cairhien) that says: fool me once? shame on you.
you fool me???… you can’t get fooled again.

I’m outie here

(sci-fi author with outie bellybutton):
“they came from outie space…”

as a treet

*walks into a forest clearing*
what is this, a center for ents?