King Charles III marks Queen Elizabeth II's 100th birthday King Charles III marks what would have been Queen Elizabeth II's 100th birthday.

King Charles III marks Queen Elizabeth II's 100th birthday

I can’t be the only person who when eating a bowl of Lucky Charms, has 10-15 spoonfuls at the start, WITHOUT any marshmallows, to ensure the proper marshmallow to cereal bits ratio in the rest of the bowl, can I?

things my mother asks for when she wants to watch “Only Murders In the Building”:

- There is Death In My Neighborhood
- There’s a Mystery in My Apartment
- Everyone Dies in Our Building
- Martin Short

Ahhh man, I wish I had thought of that!

Novels are just comics as made by people too lazy to draw the pictures.

Might be a good night to re-watch House of Dynamite.

some of you on here have never teleported to a waffle house and it shows

I can do neither and that makes me sad. The Chip and Dale doesn’t bother me but I should be able to tell between Ralph and Wile E.!

I can tell Wile E. Coyote from Ralph Wolf and Chip from Dale on sight, and you’d better believe that’s in my résumé.

Hegseth fired a white guy. Strange days indeed.

Maybe Tiger should take Ivermectin.

Allow me to add: Farrell!

Tweet by Ethan Hardy @ethanhardy “You say that it's fucked that gingerbread men live in gingerbread houses, but to a gingerbread person, gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. The people and homes are no more alike than humans are to diamonds. Only we, their gods and creators, can see the horror “

This is probably my favorite from twitter

Tiger Woods is using painkillers the right way.

by Ezra Klein

Donald Trump has trashed the economy, the free press, and the constitution. But some of the language the left uses just sounds so stilted and cringe. I have never felt more politically unhoused.

If history has taught us anything, it’s that in 10-20 years there should be some great movies about this Iran/U.S. (non) War.

You hate to drop game 1, but I was proud of the way our guys fought and I still like our chances.

- Mark DeRosa postgame

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Instead of simply thinking about Daylight Savings, aim for Daylight Investings.

I had to in Grade 11! And I also think of it in April as well as The Wasteland which I also had to read in Grade 11. Looking back I think I had a pretty good English teacher.

My issue with saying you saw all this coming isn’t that you sound like someone who is saying I told you so. It’s that you sound like someone who is bragging about having a smartphone.

I almost had you!

I’m trying to think of another four letter word starting with F that often comes after the word “Epic”.

In regards to the SOTU: Maybe this is Inside Baseball but I haven’t heard a speech that long and that boring since a Robert Lantos film won a Genie.

Allow me to add: Farrell!

Some personal news: I’m leaning towards signing off my emails with ”Kind regards” instead of “Best”.

I’m really enjoying the Ice Curling at the Winter Olympics.

I know there a lot going on in the world but would a light sabre slice through Captain America’s shield?

Catherine O'Hara could have lived another 20 years and we still would have felt she had more to give and more laurels to receive. As much as the last five years brought awards and appreciations worthy of her talent, it was never going to be enough.

Gödel, Escher, Bachelorette

Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.

you aren't a true Nova Scotian until you give directions using landmarks that haven't existed for at least 10 years

It must be weird getting a concussion from a hit delivered by a guy with ‘Choose Love’ on the back of his helmet.