The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Was it close???

"The average IQ in Somalia hovers around 70, and that's the threshold for mentally handicapped ... they're a net drain on the society" -- even by MAGA standards, the unvarnished racism of this interview of Rep. Brandon Gill by Benny Johnson is breathtaking

I haven't been to a WHCA dinner in years, but I don't criticize others for attending if they choose--it's a free country. But if you go, you don't need to sit there and listen respectfully to Trump, who deserves no such respect. Just walk out quietly and politely before he speaks, and return after.

Bars in Washington, DC had been struggling since Covid. So why are the city’s Democrats so eager to get rid of Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, and Jeanine Pirro?

If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?

Trump posted a video of MAGA influencer Joey Mannarino who was once caught posing as a Black woman online

Another proud spider. Just ugh

In France they call it a "Prayer Royale"

Take a moment and watch this until the end.

A reminder that Jesus condemned the Pharisees for being hypocrites who made a public show of their prayers.

Hey Franklin Graham, assuming there is a God, and assuming you meet him one day when you leave this life, he’s gonna put this tweet in front of you and he’s gonna ask you point blank why you sold your soul to such a cruel, hateful, ignorant, & dishonest sociopath. I hope you’ll have a good answer.

Party registrations in Utah (Dems vs Utah) since the start of the year courtesy of @jakerugh.bsky.social

Y’all are wild

What a great night! #Flyers #Phillies

The DoorDash lady is a Republican grifter who gave testimony at a hearing in Nevada.
Republicans must grift, because the grift is all they have

The Last Supper.

"I'd like to gavel in today's board meeting of the American Medical Association...."

You read jvl?

I like this pope more and more

This is so well done. 👌

I’m actually pretty stoked for Viktor Orban to lose his election in a week. Will be very satisfying.

In a podcast where he objects to comparisons of his ideas to KKK, Jackson County Christian nationalist pastor/podcaster Andrew Isker calls for deporting GOP Rep. Maria Salazar and Vivek Ramaswamy in terms you have to hear for yourself. 1/

TACO TUESDAY WINS AGAIN

Senate Republicans refused to convict Trump after Jan 6.

Republican SCOTUS appointees gave him immunity.

Republicans in Congress today stand idly by as he unleashes death and destruction across the globe.

We are now at the whims of a mad king because GOP leaders have refused to constrain him.

An American president threatening the death of an ancient civilization is in some ways the end of the 250-year moral experiment of a constitutional republic that the framers saw as a model for all mankind.

Trump is taking a somewhat unique approach in his quest for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.

"Either open up the Hormuz Strait immediately, or else I have to set a new deadline to ask you to open the Strait in a week or two! I'm not joking this time!" ~ Donald Trump

This

Trump is a bitch.

The whole world knows he’s a bitch.

And even this nutsack head can’t spin it.