This week on Scratch, we have an essay by @maggiemertens.bsky.social about how her itch for a dumbphone is largely burnout from the need to constantly self-promote one's writing or risk professional oblivion.
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Got a lot of faces from folks stopping by the booth when i said "No, I don't have Insta or Facebook."
I wanna reach these people. Meta needs to burn to the waterline. Trying to reconcile these two is tough.
I need a Beefer’s B-Day Barbeque Bash 1995 apron as bad as my lungs need air.
Chuckles.
Pencil sketch on 2.5" x 3.5"
Art by Khoi Pham #xmen
Another Broken Robot four-panel comic. Panel one is the Broken Robot title. Panel two has the Robot in a confessional with a priest. The Robot says "Bless me Father, for I am broken". Panel two, the Robot says to the unnerved priest, "I...I shouldn't be here, should I?". In the fourth panel the Broken Robot screams "WHOOP WHOOP!", scaring the priest.
The cover of the Nerd Inferno omnibus edition, collecting Milk & Cheese, Dork and The Eltingville CLub in a 648 page book. It will be available on April 28th.
NERD INFERNO is out on April 28th from @darkhorse.com.
Every day until then I'm posting something from the 648-pg goliathon. Today: Another Broken Robot Fun Strip. And a blatant Happy Birthday to Me plug for folks to preorder the book, or pick it up once it's out. It's a gift for both of us. #whoop
Of all the weeks to post THIS...
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A woman with green hair wearing a comically large and floppy top hat.
Guys, I don't think this hat is gonna work for my FCBD Zatanna costume:
Two panels of a zine. Panel One: First caption reads: "When you see the Trump regime do horrible things, do you ever yell..." Then you see a drawing of a frustrated/angry person throwing up their hands and yelling "SHUT IT ALL DOWN!" Second caption reads: "Me too!" Panel Two: Text: That's why you and I are joining MAY DAY STRONG! Image is a photo of people at a demonstration raising their fists, which have been outlined with heavy white line with power sparks coming off of them. Above that image is the Rosie the Riveter word balloon reading "We Can Do It!" Beneath that are the words: "On May 1, 2026!"
working on a little something...
I just backed Dumbing of Age: A Fifteenth Book Collection on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/dum...
Historic high ticket prices and now they’re inserting ads into the middle of entrances, even in the arena.
Live crowd is starting to boo when these happen.
They're great. Ive also always loved their music video for the powerpuff girls show they did for cartoon network over 20 years ago youtu.be/3Pl7I-BYZEw?...
The Zebros of Zootopia 2, voiced by Joe and Phil.
It has come to our attention that this is the Main Event of WrestleMania 42.
In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.
Wikipedia Search Adam Weitsman Article Talk Language Download PDF Watch View source Adam Joel Weitsman is an American entrepreneur. He is the owner and chief executive officer (CEO) of Upstate Shredding – Weitsman Recycling, a scrap metal processing company headquartered in Owego, New York.
Uhhhh did some random rich guy with a scrap metal empire buy his way onto WM commentary for Jade Cargill vs. Rhea Ripley?
They didn't even explain who "Adam Weitsman" is or why he's there.
Is WWE doing customs now? Is this gonna be a barefoot must win with a head scissors submission death match?
TFW you missed Superman
Today is the 30th anniversary of MST3K: THE MOVIE! What are your favorite memories of seeing it on the big screen or on video? I saw it at an art house theater on a double bill with Brain Candy. Both warped my mind! We laughed our asses off.
gonzo in a snazzy fit
hello, it’s Gonzo
Exactly. It's still nice to see he finally got his blimp. =)
I don't think Danhausen made that decision personally...
MysteryWrestling.com
'He'?
It was a goddamn glory age fight me.
There’s a good chance all these illustrators are still alive today and I hope they know they’re awesome.
A tweet from Danhausen that shows the mini-blimp from Wrestlemania that has an AI version of his logo; Danhausen says, "There is a DANHAUSEN BLIMPHAUSEN flying around ALLEGIANT STADIUM right now at Wrestlemania. Say this sentence aloud."
It's nice seeing nice people have nice things.
Spider-Man running with his spider sense going off