Did people feel blessed before they could announce it on the internet?

Deep in #shamegames

Call me Nosferatu, because I always suck.

I know my posts are wild. But this is the future of an industry we're talking about. This is the future for families and children we're talking about.

For AMPTP, it's difference between dollars and cents.
For us, it's the difference between living and dying.

Hold. The. Line.

Forget about Boners for Beetlejuice. It’s Peckers for Pumpkins Season.

In this economy? No way!

#beetlejuice #theatre

I just came

The Backstreet Boys aren’t aging well

Only if you scream it at him.

Not at all! Solid choice

We’re all still fucking to Beetlejuice right?!

“Feeling alone? Don't bother, us with that! Looking to ‘maintain your weight?’ Visit our snack section.”
-Walmart's tips for your life #39

Lucky!

No thanks, dad.

Fact: Dane Cook carried his now wife in his cheeks, until she was old enough to marry

“Best and final offer”