Pound the under.

"The remnants" are kicking your ass, Mr. French.

Thanks for the free link!

You know what is not listed in the story as a possible solution? Ships roaring into the "Gulf of America" to load up off the coast of Texas and Louisiana.

So Trump lied again? Shocker!

Ron Silver died prematurely in shame for portraying this sack of shit on film.

My God, he's just admitting to being a cultist.

They ACCELERATED the dysfunction, with Jonathan Karl, Maggie Haberman, Jake Tapper, and Chris Cuomo the Four Horseshits of the Apocalypse.

Menu for the White House Correspondents' Dinner:
/ Gulf of America shrimp cocktail
/ Leni Riefenstahl salad, sanewashed and served with normalized onions
/ Quisling stew
/ Quiet Piggy pork roast
/ Sauvignon Blanc, very blanc, imported from South Africa
/ Orange sherbet
/ Let them eat cake

Baseball Is The Best.

Go figure: The Los Angeles Dodgers (defending World Series champions) get more and better media coverage than the Colorado Rockies (worst record in baseball in 2025).

Poor Kash. Now he has to sue you and the Washington Post. With all his legal fees, what will he have left to fund his benders?

Really? Do the math for me. There are seven games scheduled in Foxboro. Capacity is 63,000. That's less than a half million people, including local soccer fans.

Are you really believing the bullshit that more than a million people are going to come here to watch soccer from parking lots and bars?

Orange pedo dipshit is getting whipped in the propaganda war! Have you seen their Lego videos? Wow! Maggots aren't even good at being bad🤔...

Great list! Particularly the rosters of news organizations that you can trust.

Related, here's #11:

Stop relying on rage merchant Meidas Touch for "news." That pod is not reliable, credible or even the least bit objective. It is Fox Left and it's legion of supporters are just as cultish as MAGA.

I'm a Bruins fan who will be the first to say the playoffs are better with the Habs in them.

Now you wonder why he golfs every weekend. It's not his choice. They tell him to. It's the only peaceful 6-8 hours the cultists get.

Gee, if "firing bullets" at a ship is "not nice" how does the Pedo-in-Chief define vaporizing 150 Iranian school children?

Personally, I preferred the Easter Egg Roll earlier this month when President Trump educated the children on the necessity of bombing Iran.

You got to teach them early.

;)

www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...

Trump tells 10-year-old child he made sure ‘a bad Santa’ is not ‘infiltrating’ the US | CNN Politics The phone rings. Would your 10-year-old like to speak with the president? He’s tracking Santa Claus from his living room in Palm Beach.

Contrast with this; and, no, the clip is not from The Onion:

www.cnn.com/2025/12/24/p...

They needed to workshop "fake assassination" with him for weeks because he kept putting the emphasis on the wrong syllables.

I'm all for that. It's too bad Joe didn't trust Kamala enough to pass the torch earlier. We'd be in a much better place.

There has never been a formal or informal investigation into an assassination attempt. An American President was allegedly struck by a bullet, and there NO forensic evidence? No bullet casing? No detail of exactly where the shot came from? I, mean, let's be serious.

You mean THIS is not the very definition of calm, competent, tireless, focused leadership of the most important law enforcement agency in the world?

"Sufficient food" for indentured servitude, which is essentially what this illegal war is.

@mkraju.bsky.social has made millions just putting his microphone in the grill of Congressional leaders since before Trump. He is the gold standard of stenographers. They should rename it Rajuographers.

When, and how?

One resigned, who was the second?

We're listening....

Let's stop short, however, of describing Tarlov as a hero. She cashes those Fox blood money checks. It's plausible to believe that she is just role playing.

For your word salad: 3 parts olive oil with 1 part vinegar or lemon juice, plus Dijon mustard, garlic, salt, and pepper. Yummy and guilt free.