An audience member asked that? Maybe some folks are opening their eyes a bit.

...said Trump's personal lawyer...

No lie, Jody Allen reincorporating the Seahawks into a publicly owned nonprofit, like the Green Bay Packers, would be such a baller move. I'm pretty sure she would still do just fine, and what a legacy that would set in stone for the entire Allen family.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

You know, we can scream and yell all we want about the release of the Epstein files, but it’s not going to happen. Why because the DOJ controls the enforcement of laws, and there is no one there who could arrest anyone in that department. We live in an authoritarian state.

The cover shows a skeleton coming out from between two green drapes. On each side of the open drapes is the shadow of the Shadow. It says "The Creeping Death

The Shadow magazine, cover dated January 15, 1933. Art by George Rozen.

OU is now a strong contender when there is no reading comprehension detected.

FWIW, I counted two major inaccuracies in the first sentence.

We would know conclusively that this is BS, but since the people that always shut the gov't down have shut down the gov't again we just don't get the numbers now.

I'm half expecting an emergency ruling from SCOTUS extending presidential immunity to spouses and children.

My concern is that I don't think the Republicans would have gone down this road if they hadn't already done the math that said they were going to come out on top regardless what Dems could counter with.

Irony just exploded like a Russian tank.

Ask that totally real Guardsman how he feels about his 29 day orders, too.

It would be the first death related to a fictional injury in history.

But there's always more. They are literally counting on it to exhaust us.

Funny how anyone Isreal injures suddenly becomes "linked with Hamas" after the fact.

Ah, the notorious "sandwich lobber" faction of the Deep State.

Me, reading the news every morning of the last six months.

Now back Mamdani like that.

I used to be naïve enough to think there was a bar too low for Republicans to confirm unfit appointees. Then Kennedy was confirmed for HHS and the lesson was learned. There is no bar, and the GOP is now merely an open conspiracy to obtain power.

I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.

Translation: he charmed anyone he could then leaned on the rest with every threat he could think of.

Just another old politician selling out a future she'll be too dead to suffer through.

Don't you threaten me with a good time like that.

What, Kat, what would doctors have to be scared of? What is "the left" threatening them with?

Goddamn if this guy doesn't go out of his way to be the biggest disappointment possible at every single opportunity provided.

Kristi Noem had an allergic reaction at a restaurant and was taken to the hospital but is doing ok

Apparently she ordered the Habeas Corpus and didn’t realize it contained due process
which didn’t agree with her

Mascara overdose?

I still can't get past the idea that people in America are now supposed to accept that this is a valid form of law enforcement and just assume it's fine when random dudes in groups with face-coverings, no ID, no warrant, & no uniform grab people off the street and force them into unmarked vehicles

The single thread winding through all this administration's actions are tacit endorsements of white supremacy.