we live in a time of wonders

aaaaa AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA why are you just standing there my dude

*listening* oh, _crimes_

its been so long since we had a karmic victory i forgot what one looked like

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what if i fucking kill you

Supermarket deli shelf with cold cuts labeled “KRETSCHMAR TURKEY OF THE BONE”

Dark Souls boss-ass cold cut name

did I like, skip half of JJK s2 or something when I last watched it? I do not remember the fushiguru subjugation ritual trap thing

i am appreciating all the tiny bits of really dumb as hell comedy more this time for sure

hell yeah

told you man, the merman shapeshift in the desert is a bad idea

Nothing has killed more soldiers in the history of humanity than disease. While worst is a more complicated question Hegseth is absolutely the dumbest secretary of defense the United States has ever had. bsky.app/profile/ones...

good news: I found my okos kill
bad news: it's an hour of me playing the most scared I've ever been with the burial blade. I did not transform it once lmao

god i just want to go pancake people. what if we were all playing bloodborne right now

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

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I haven't had a long enough breath to talk about how AI is ruining the open web. API after API I used to use is closing - literally because paying the $$$ required to feed these impersonation machines is prohibitive.

i worked at a computer repair place like 20 years ago and they had to fire this guy, a big long haired metallica type dude, because he got pissed off at a laptop and threw it into the drywall like a huge shuriken

We must carry His spirit. It is time

the people demand truthpoint

i am laughing like a fromsoft npc

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

love to have a giant spider vanish through the air off the wall towards my desk where I sit. Love that for me

Jazz Jackrabbit fans are in shambles over the new green europlatformer guy who is 3x as Dutch and doesn't need a gun

Guy designing the Nostromo: However many chains you think we need on the ship, double--then triple that number and that's what we'll put in the ship's chain room.

Assistant: Yes, sir. And the chains are dry, of course?

Designer: You're fired

passkey is imho one of the most important security developments that touch consumers and also one of the worst consumer rollouts i ever witnessed because every company involved treats everything like an enterprise customer solution

god loctite control gel is literally like, impact-driver level useful for me. it rocks and similarly made it completely usable instead of an insane mess

it's okay I'll relax with some scifi, let's reread exordia

oh no *flips pages* oh no *flips pages faster* ohnoohno

baru rocks so much, seth's writing gets in my brain in ways I do not understand and can't even begin to pick apart

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????