My days of not taking him seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

dang I should have gone with "Why is there swearing?"

Wow. Pretty serious.

Samwise Gamgee: "If I take one more step it'll be the farthest from home I've ever been."

Artemis:

Mike Birbiglia - I'm Joking - Thank God For Jokes YouTube video by Mike Birbiglia

In honor of April 1: "Jokes have been ruined by people who aren't good at telling jokes."

youtu.be/2kozx_d-Mlw?...

a man is screaming in a car and the words not everybody knows are above him Alt: a man is screaming in a car and the words not everybody knows are above him

Me, a non sports boy, filling out my office basketball bracket this week

This kids room, allegedly designed by loving parents, has hotel carpet and decor. CPS has been contacted.

When you want to decorate your kids' room like a Radisson in Southern Ohio

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point

That's an unfair criticism. It's also nostalgia bait for us younger Gen Xers.

Yep lagging for me today as well as yesterday.

Shia LaBeouf used homophobic slurs while assaulting New Orleans bar patrons, police say Actor Shia LaBeouf has been charged with battery and is accused of repeatedly using homophobic slurs while hitting multiple people at a New Orleans bar during Mardi Gras.

In other news, he's already been cast in the next Daily Wire movie.

apnews.com/article/what... LaBeouf used homophobic slurs while assaulting New Orleans bar patrons, police say

Someday, I'll spell "Caribbean" right on the first try in a headline. Today is not that day.

I'm contacting the authorities

But I did my own research!

Headline: Government lawyer yanked from immigration detail in Minnesota after telling judge 'this job sucks'

First the West Wing and now this?
You guys are gluttons for punishment.

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says we come Alt: John Oliver: "We got him"

The GOP:

‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel Cartoon lump of coal with giant eyes was spotlighted by US interior secretary in X post saying: ‘Mine, Baby, Mine!’

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel; Cartoon lump of coal with giant eyes was spotlighted by US interior secretary in X post saying: ‘Mine, Baby, Mine!’

Not satire

Chart shows one lone reserved seat for "Melania" on opening night at a small theater. This person is likely to be a serial killer.

Big opening night at the local theater (one creep in the back corner)

a woman sitting in front of a laptop with #schitts creek on the bottom right ALT: a woman sitting in front of a laptop with #schitts creek on the bottom right

😢

VRE is the weird and cozy AP we all need right now.

a football player for the patriots is talking to a reporter ALT: a football player for the patriots is talking to a reporter

Me listening to the beginning of today's @ridiculouscrime.bsky.social episode

Thanks I was quite proud of myself 😁

Billionaire Elon Musk wears a cowboy hat backward while cosplaying as a Normal Human Man

the fashion understander

"Opening a new tab and forgetting why" is my new "walking into a room and forgetting why"

Right? I think my first editor beat that out of me my first week on the job out of college (figuratively not literally ... I'm not THAT old)

Where did he pick up that habit? I thought that was just us dinosaurs ...

*tips cowboy hat*
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