we all know I have no life, so:

"art"

He'll be better tomorrow

In the past two months, I’ve received two bans from Reddit. One post was critical of ICE, and the other of DefSec Hegseth.

I could chalk it up to their sloppy AI admin filter, but they’ve upheld the bans in both cases. reddit says the appeals are handled by humans, which makes the bans scarier.

I would pay money to see a greasy gestapo square up against a newly minted devil dog.

Spoiler alert, last time the Marines fought nazis, it didn't go well for the latter.

We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE.

They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.

Apparently, in those 47 days of training, ICE agents don't learn that they don't have the authority to enter another country's (like Ecuador) consulate.

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Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...

In all seriousness, I'd love to see a reporter try to get comments from all of these people about their initial impulse to declare a literal war on half of their fellow citizens and to see if any of them regret it, apologized for it or learned anything at all from it.

So I guess I'm going to have to explain to my roommates what a groyper is tonight.

cool cool cool

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this

First time seeing the term "Broligarchs" and I love it!

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Is the company you work at dropping/changing DEI or sustainability goals or targets?

DM me. I'll keep your identity anonymous.

you can reach me at rudy@rudyjsanchez.com, too.

There’s something so festive and wonderful about “let’s revisit this in January” season.

Yes, I also ate that avocado in the background that came from one of my trees. That’s how we roll in Cali.

So I’m a vegetarian. I came into that living a life full of meat. I’m sorry if one month a year I give in. And when that happens, I turn to the Colonel. That is some good eating and you can fight me IRL

Christopher Moltisanti explains meme. "Tone, so there's this CEO of a company the entire country hates and he gets whacked. In The City, by some plumber."

"Tone, so there's this CEO of a company the entire country hates and he gets whacked. In The City, by some plumber."

"Luigi Mangione" is not hard to spell.

Then again, I played a lot of Nintendo and "King of the Hill" is one of favorite TV shows.

Winter sucks. I hate it. The days are short, it’s dark early, and it’s “cold.” SoCal cold isn’t as cold as Boston or NYC, but we’ll pitch a bitch when it gets to the mid 50s.

What sucks most about winter is that it really hinders my writing. It’s hard to be inspired when it’s cold and dark!

That’s not her job. Mamas look after their cubs.

If you have a good mama, she’ll always defend you. Even if you’re a big PoS.

Wait, what?

I don’t know how designers are now following here versus the other place.

But I know Pantone’s color of the year. They told all about it. I agreed to an embargo, so can’t say yet what it is. But I really dig it. It’s old school cool. Very Disco.

I also love “fixin’/fin to.” It articulates so much in a couple words.

My fave: when a cop says “keep it up, and you fixin’ to go to jail.” Tells you all you know in that moment.

I really admire how American Southerners have adapted the English language.

For example: our language didn’t have a word for second person plural. Southerners came up “y’all.”

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My mom’s lawyer asked her to sign some papers and said “no hay pedo” in her case.

I was surprised. I asked my mom if her attorney is Mexican, she said no. I told her than he hangs around Mexicans or learned Spanish from some b/c no lawyer tells a client “no hay pedo” unless they’re Mexican.

“That golf cart has never seen a set of tail lights.”

“OK, Tio Dom”