Me trying to be normal

Was it the Republican protection for pedophiles, Alan?

Alan?

Opinion | Tumor:
Why I’m Becoming a Cancer

i call it going "depeche mode" when i start acting like joe pesci

For the life of me, I’ll never understand how Trump quoting the chapter as “two Corinthians” in front of an audience at Liberty University didn’t immediately end his use of the Bible as a prop.

But Lieutenant Dan…

They out here serving swampy Dr Scholls shoe inserts to our soldiers.

Failures in, failures out.

Exactly one year ago today:

The Dems should run with this. Everyone frightened by these popular policies are of the fragile, pampered CEO class. Sheltered Epstein peers who’ve never seen a medical bill they couldn’t pay out of pocket.

Screenshot Philip K. Shtick @ericsbest.bsky.social Trump's gonna invade Cuba the day before. Quoted: Politico @politico.com • 1mo House committee subpoenas Pam Bondi to testify on her handling of the Epstein case House committee subpoenas Pam Bondi to testify on her handling of the Epstein case Five Republicans joined with all Democrats to compel testimony from the attorney general. & dlvr.it 4:09 PM • Mar 4, 2026

Close enough:

Bondi ignoring a subpoena saved Havana

Trump says insane shit and a sycophant has to clean it up by telling everyone not to take what the sitting President says seriously. It’s a time-honored tradition at this point, but an especially bad look DURING A WAR

GUMSHOE. JD Vance has stolen the torch from the Statue of Liberty! Our villain was last seen embarrassing himself in Hungary helping Viktor Orban lose an election rigged in his favor. Your assignment: apprehend Vance and return the torch before Lady Liberty’s light goes out. We’re counting on you!

Really makes you miss the Pet Rock

My BSky account is a an AI company now. You may commence throwing cash at me.

Calling bands as sellouts and industry plants. The 90s really are back.

I do not gamble. NBA is the only league I follow to any serious degree. I listen to exactly one sports podcast (Knicks specific). And yet I’m exposed to sports betting marketing to the same ubiquity as car insurance ads. It’s really annoying.

The last tankers to go through the Strait of Hormuz at the end of February before it closed are only arriving at their destinations now. So even If the strait opened up fully today, there would still be ~50 day supply gap.

Trump is anti-trans, so tele- is his only real option when it comes to -porting

This dude thinks he’s a walking X File.

Oh, how the mediocre have fallen

Took a while but NYT finally giving Trump headlines previously reserved only for Biden

Soy Bean farmers revolt.

AI generated image close up on an older Caucasian man with a short white beard in a baseball cap that appears to say “PLOLPIN”

Also:

PLOLPIN

Honestly, I’d probably be up posting weirdo shit on a Sunday night if I had an Iran War sitting on my desk Monday morning.

NYT OPINION: Calls for Consequences Just The Left’s “Lock Her Up”

His* thumb