The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.
It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.
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🌞low tech scifi, with old forgotten technology overtaken by nature, blue dogs and flying fish is my life
A dark illustration of a vampire wearing a tattered hood. He has shaggy black hair, red eyes, and long fingernails. He's holding a strange occult object with a dangling crow's foot at the end. In the background, various other unusual occult objects (a mask, a jar with a fetus, a skeletal hand with jewelry, etc.) are visible. The art has a red ornamental border with the word BLAISE on one side.
An illustration featuring a man with long blonde hair bathed in blue shadow. He's looking over his shoulder at a mirror which is reflecting itself over and over in its center. The art is bordered with a white glass-like border featuring angel wings. Text on the left side reads "Wanderer of Time" and "Angel of Man"
An illustration of a long haired man with elf ears looking somberly at the viewer. He has tear tracks down his cheeks. he is standing in front of a series of eroded statues, each of which also has tears in its eyes and is overgrown with foliage. The sky is red and ominous behind them.
An illustration with a decorative white border. In the center, a large, dark gray skinned man with glowing eyes is lying on his back, and a much shorter man with pale skin and long hair is resting on his shoulder, nude and draped in a dark blue cloth. In the background, various versions of the shorter man are lying dead, with a ripple effect distorting them and the background.
hello #PortfolioDay! i'm zack, an illustrator and comic artist who likes drawing dark fantasy, horror, and queer men.
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A series of silly Tumblr posts. bonecouch starts with a quote: "Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!" - the alien from Alien (1979) lesbian-toddhoward comes in with a correction: she never said this. stop spreading misinformation. an-alarming-number-of-bees offers a counterargument: She was thinking it though. powerjock provides a screenshot of a tag someone added to the chain: inner monologue of the alien: hehehehohohehe
one of the all-time greats
Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.
Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely
Irasutoya, Japan's popular free clip art library, has released its latest creation in honor of the United States President, Donald Trump. It's a clever play on TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out) and the Japanese word タコ for octopus, which also means "idiot."
Oh this is DELICIOUS.
There’s a part of my heart where I’m really happy right now that these pesky delivery robots in the city are treated just as poorly at traffic lights as we pedestrians are.
What’s more: they depend on our help—which we’re allowed to withhold :D
two of the hardest things ever written are "face god and walk backwards into hell" and "you cannot kill me in a way that matters"
one of them came from a tumblr shitpost and the other one came from a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals
the internet truly is a magical place
personsonable me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU miaislying Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean? personsonable decay exists as an extant form of life miaislying That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
Don't know about Twitter, but this is my favorite Tumblr post
A Kalshi ad that says "We don't do death markets"
My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign
Calvin’s dad was right and has always been right.
wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it
Senior Developer Riolu
Holy shit
Conan: fuck AI
Jimmy Kimmel: fuck censorship
Javier Bardam: free Palestine
Joachim Trier: don't vote for do nothing politicians
The commercials: try Copilot :)
K'eeg @armormodechang - 6h The Emperor's New Groove august @regularaugust • Feb 14 Movies that can be considered "Metroidvanias" t7 536 2.9K 1ll 71K L K'eeg @armormodechang - 6h Kuzco loses his abilities near the beginning of the movie, he and Pacha learn various skills to traverse different obstacles. there's a sequence where they backtrack through an area they ve been through and cross it more efficiently @ 3 セ145 604 thi 5.1K Keeg @armormodechang the end is reached in under two hours; the final sequence shows the protagonist in less clothing than usual
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I made a MYST-inspired sourdough, and now Sirrus keeps asking me for more bread pages.
Jesus this is insightful banger after banger.
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
I won’t wax nostalgic about the 80’s in general, but I do miss when more of the people making movies either didn’t give a fuck about giving kids nightmares, or they absolutely made that their goal.
take this.
