i cannot find the post anywhere but every time anyone posts the vampire survivors deckbuilder i think about the tweet that was like ‘from the makers of crack cocaine, comes black tar heroin’
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BREAKING: Bluesky is not DEAD. It just getting some dick. We've all been there cnn.com
Just realized that three minute video uploads means I can finally inflict "Korone sings the Space Runaway Ideon theme" on my followers
incredible screen to open the stream to
*points iran hackers at the social media platform the president can't stop posting on*
Iran going after Bsky is a genuinely funny waste of resources.
Top video: How much Rule 34 Actually Exists by The Best in Jest featuring a thumbnail of Connor and Lando Bottom video: Trump extends ceasefire deadline with Iran
everything would have been sorted by now if we sent these two to Islamabad for negotiations
Can't believe Edward Elric isn't a big naturals Draph :(
Brian is a computer lab looking thing with the text "The only GPT I care about is Getting drunk and Passing out after eating a frozen pizza because I got Too drunk chat
astonishing imagery
if only there were an expression that covered this
Great pictures everyone.
*checks the new framework laptop 13 pro pricing*
*32gb ram option for $615*
I dont blame Framework but i do want to boot up minecraft, assemble a crew of villagers and crush the neck of a certain aaeye ceo, in minecraft ofc
The lion doesn't concern himself with his check engine light
"it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this" Charizard sticking it's whole head inside Jigglypuff
by posting about the technical problems you are only increasing the load on the poor computer-kuns and making this website crash harder
too bad
bsky has issues when the sun has set because the sky is no longer blue
cant believe bsky vibe coded all the pixels out of the images uploaded
SAME
it is cool that acer recognizes the only 2 things gamers like: hot girl and hot dragon
maybe they'll discover fb groups where they'll fit right in e.g.
yesterday was 4/20 ... & it was also miku monday. so i had to
“I used AI to combine the data from two excel lists and then send emails to people who were on one list but not another. Saved me so much time.”
My brother in academia, you just fucking discovered mail merge. Welcome to early nineties computing.
Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"
Evergreen
Digital art of a turtle made out of a burger stacked on 4 French fry legs. A green pickle sliding out the burger forms the head of the turtle.
burger turtle 🍔
Hasan Piker is constantly being viciously smeared or abstracted out of his humanity. It's all tiring, unproductive, fake.
I visited him, to get below the sensation. We spoke about faith, body image, politics, his controversial comments, and so much more.
Inside the Heart and Mind of Hasan Piker:
Sadly me irl daily
A four frame black and white comic about my dream of being a jester. The first frame shows a jester dancing, and the text reads: "I'm a little jester, brave and bold.". The second frame shows the jester dancing in front of the king's court. The text reads "I dance my dance, I tell my joke.". The third frame shows the jester telling a joke, although the speech bubble is empty. The fourth frame shows the jester looking defeated in front of the king and court. The text reads: "The king does not laugh.".
I dreamt I was a poor jester: