I couldn't help myself

i SWEAR this reminds me of something

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Now THAT kicks ass

Mortal Kombat type shit

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

Supa-Star Ernie Hudson took to the stage on Saturday to talk all things acting during his time on Ghostbusters!

sameee

NPvEL 1: "you look like a thumb lol"

NPvEL 2: "I FUCKING HATE YOU"

I know and despise this exact goddamn feeling, I feel ya mate 😭

That’s nice, Rocko 💙💙💙

Amidst the chaos, we’re pleased to whisper that it has been a full year since the Gaslight District PILOT first crept into the world. It hasn’t been forgotten. Their turn will come… in time

originally I wasn’t sure how I felt about the face paint system over miitopia’s makeup counter but being able to draw stuff on the touchscreen genuinely rules

Soup can

"NOT NAMING MY FKN PATTERNS!!!!!!!!!"

Relatable as hell

Video game: Star Fox 64
Language: English
Country: United States

Rest in peace Jock Blaney (1949 - 2026) 🕯

i figured itd be cool to do a corneria remix that sounds close to the original version

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Fly high, Jock Blaney.

#starfox

I based this video in its entirety on this dumb image I made ages ago

HEY MOOTS!!!!!

I have Stoat, feel free to add me :P

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@cubot.bsky.social drew a really cute comic that gave me a vocal stim so I had to dub it as a remedy

All voices by me

Your kneecaps will not be eaten

You are safe

Game name or I will eat your kneecaps (with love)

Hey all, Kevin here. Please read.

NO >:(

PEOPLE SEE I GOT MY SHOES ON AND THEYRE TURNING HEADS DROPPIN DEAD WHEN THEY SEE ME AND THIS VIRGINS NEXT SO WHILE YOURE WATCHING CARTOONS AS YOURE MERGING LEFT IM TAKING MY CLOTHES OFF IN YOUR MOTHERS BED