emmijadeshow - Twitch week: off, weekend: on | Dragon Age Inquisition | emmijadeshow

You are getting off work and winding down with your week. I am streaming Dragon Age: Inquisition on Twitch. Do you see how our goals align?

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it's "librarian week" in our city apparently but we haven't had a raise in two years

A prayer should not sound like it could be followed immediately by the phrase "hand me my wallet, it's the one that says badass motherfucker on it".

Today on "how is the Onion supposed to function when everything sounds like satire now", Pete Hegseth quotes a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction while praying at a Pentagon service.

In case you're wondering, this is what "thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain" means.

emmijadeshow - Twitch Basically the answer to the question “What would happen if an episode of The Office came to life, wore lots of red lipstick, and knew too much about Star Wars?

GROUP IS IN SESSION
We're going to play some Dragon Age: Inquisition at twitch.tv/emmijadeshow at around 7:30! Hang out with your fellow not-teens! Sing some songs! Pass around the offering plate (which goes directly to the Feed an Em Foundation) or don't! We love you!

Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

the reason Artemis II hits so hard is that they promised us Star Trek Future and we got Hunger Games Future instead, and they've just made the dire mistake of reminding us that Star Trek Future still exists

Twitch Twitch is the world

Tonight is our first Bestie Night in a LONG time. Come hang out at 7:30 at twitch.tv/emmijadeshow for BG3 with Em and Jen!

Thank you!!

and now I commence with the ritual yearly birthday viewing of The Boy Mayor of Second Life

emmijadeshow - Twitch Basically the answer to the question “What would happen if an episode of The Office came to life, wore lots of red lipstick, and knew too much about Star Wars?

Y'all tomorrow is my BIRTHDAY! We're having a birthday stream tonight, live at twitch.tv/emmijadeshow in just a few minutes, where me and some of your favorite community members will be playing Jackbox games. Come say hi!

emmijadeshow - Twitch behold, the katequisition | Dragon Age: Inquisition | emmijadeshow

over at twitch.tv/emmijadeshow we're playing Dragon Age: Inquisition!

every time I play Mass Effect 3 I get so angry at how thin and out of character Kaidan's content is.

he's literally one of my favorite characters in the whole trilogy, he has so little content, and some of it has this weird misogynistic flavor that the character did not have in ME1.

well that's horrifying???

I am occasionally hilarious.

emmijadeshow - Twitch Avowed Shared Save: LET'S SAVE FIOR! | Jen Takeover

on twitch.tv/emmijadeshow this Friday we're having an Avowed Jen Takeover stream! Join Jen as she plays our shared Avowed save, finishing up Emerald Stair and heading into Scattersharp, while I say hi in chat! #twitch

ah, my culture

emmijadeshow - Twitch Basically the answer to the question “What would happen if an episode of The Office came to life, wore lots of red lipstick, and knew too much about Star Wars?

Over at twitch.tv/emmijadeshow, I'm yapping about the what-if of putting my Shepard in Dragon Age: Inquisition

emmijadeshow - Twitch Basically the answer to the question “What would happen if an episode of The Office came to life, wore lots of red lipstick, and knew too much about Star Wars?

over on twitch.tv/emmijadeshow we're heading back to our shared Avowed save - come say hi!

Kaidan Alenko deserved better send tweet

emmijadeshow - Twitch Basically the answer to the question “What would happen if an episode of The Office came to life, wore lots of red lipstick, and knew too much about Star Wars?

fun fact about me: every year about this time I get hit hard by a Mass Effect hyperfixation

Anyway we're live at twitch.tv/emmijadeshow with Mass Effect 2

Jen has excellent taste in stream titles

emmijadeshow - Twitch running through the forest with a bonkin stick | Jen takeover | Avowed

It's AVOWED NIGHT and we're having a BESTIE STREAM TAKEOVER so that Jen can show you guys the Avowed update! head over to twitch.tv/emmijadeshow, I'll be in the chat while Jen streams!

Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

“The Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor, an NPR investigation finds.” www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

I deleted a post I made the other day about studios delivering on sequel hype because I said "studios" and what I really meant was "Bioware". It wasn't really fair of me to lump everyone in the same group, I'm just still really sad about Veilguard, lol. Carry on carry on.

I like systems with a little less crunch, so that'll work for me.

how are you liking the TTRPG? I have collected various bits of it over the years (I have like a DM screen and a starting adventure) but I've never gotten to play.

finally, real innovation in gaming

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a cartoon character is standing under a gazebo with a pineapple in front of it ALT: a cartoon character is standing under a gazebo with a pineapple in front of it

anyway here's strongbad