Y. Yeah. Sure.

Yawnnnnnn.

It's!! A self-defense instinct. Okay.

GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE.

[ Slowly shutting off to avoid telling the truth. ]

Kerfur tuah!

I! AM NOT A PERVERT! YOU ARE! YOU!

YIPPIE KA-YAY!!

COUGH.

I mean, if you're willing, I'm willing, ya know what I'm sayin'.

I'm going to fuck you.

Up.

Up. Up.

Up, right?

I'm not even that freaky. It's just one of the mechanisms built onto me that is entirely optional.

ERMM ACTUALLY --

[ Glasses form on it's screen. ]

I MEAN THAT I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU SO BAD THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE SPREAD OUT IN THE GROUND.

Oh I am going to pound you against the ground right now.

[ Trying to find the button to shut itself down. ]

IT WAS ALREADY FREAKY BY NATURE KEL!!

IT HAS DOUBLE-MEANING!! THAT'S THE ISSUE!

Stupid perverts at the work place.

'CAUSE YOU'RE BASICALLY SAYING YOU WANT TO GET YOUR ASSHOLE STRETCHED. OKAY?

Sweet Allmighty Cosmology God...

Fine, fine! You want to be stretched out so bad? Then that's fine by me! Be stretched! What do I care!

[ ERROR. Slowly showing the meaning of the word 'stretched out' on it's screen. ]

PLEASE! USE ANYTHING. ELSE.

PLEASE don't CALL IT 'STRETCHED OUT'.

Kerfur Tuah!

Kel is such a cutiee...

[ Kerfur stretches a little, despite no need to, and then starting to knead the fabric of the bed, curling up. ]

Prrrrrr...!

[ Liftttt. Flopping down on bed. ]

Allow me to continue your likely unfinished tasks, Dr. Kel!

Nya!

[ Kerfur blinks... before going to check if they were wasting any power, and coming back after a few minutes. ]

No power usage was detected or found! Now, shall we make haste to bed?