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More of a fan of Selma Hayek

Really? Lemme feel.

I'd be concerned if your favorite scene was in the basement.

Safe ridin, man

It's only a loaf. It's not bread til it's a sandwich.

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Tonight's movies

How High

High School High

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Just learned there is a series called
The Brokenwood Mysteries

If this isn't about a detective with erectile dysfunction then what are we even doing?

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I am an unsteady genius

Any volunteers

All of that wasted effort of youth

I'm stealing this

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It's a wrap

Still waiting on number 3

Clean yo oven

Rip Julian sands

I wonder if that'd work with cream cheese & fruity pebbles

I believe she had the tuna melt

Nope. At least it was a small yard

I once saw a kid trimming his lawn with scissors.

Could have been a punishment?

Not my fault she doesn't know vibin is short for vibrating

I didn't think maui wowie was a getable strain anymore

Imma big furry rug.
Kinda lumpy tho.

Fairuza Baulk?

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Valmont (1989)

Nope