not a fan of the byliners but this is an amusing troll. it's like getting them to publish "babooeybababooeyhowardsternspenis" in a headline

pointless and obnoxious, but funny in who the joke is actually on

i remember checking for rush limbaugh in there and there were several mentions of his website and show and etc but despite that dead asshole being a known "sex tourist" he wasn't. but his name was

but surely a highly redacted and selectively edited collection of emails to and from a rich monster will have the directions to the unguarded back door of area 51 in it if you know how to look

oh he mad

anyone who goes to this farce deserves to eat that shit
(not to imply anything he says will be true)

fentanyl really does kill pain when used correctly

i want ro be sympathetic to the idea that slurs in general shouldn’t be used and if you really want to you should ask yourself why but some of this borders on peta-esque

bulk added everyone who blocked bsky’s ai bot, too

it would be kinda darkly comic if rfk jr went before trump

anti-war he's not allowed to participate in

I feel like not enough reviewers know they had to remake the entire final third of the Michael Jackson movie because it falsely exonerated him, and it turned out the kid’s lawyer foresaw that shit in the 1990s and made sure to include a clause that the estate could never ever do that on film.

the entire male portion of the Cabinet looks like a Steadman sketch

what color is his skin even

didn't a bunch of boats just ignore us like, today?

i would love dutch citizenship plz

the mets are currently one of the funniest shows on tv

James Lindsay playing with swords in his driveway wearing a triforce tshirt

i want him to duel jimmy concepts

"we're gonna fire you if you don't involuntarily train your replacement fast enough"

i figure i could disarm him with a butter knife, and i wasn't a particularly good fencer. the guy i knew who was an olympian alt probably could have made due with a 50 cent piece

problem with all this form of retvrn is that modern design is in part about safety and crumple zones and etc, not just streamlining or cheaper pieces

meh. i think for someone like trump it'd mean more if he knew he faced years in prison vs a quick end
the state should not kill

it's "mental health" instead of "the guns". the predators are their leaders and they're submissive to the hierarchy so it gets weird and stupid and destructive instead of accurately locating the problem

safe and humane and all that of course. and yes, it's purely punitive to keep someone 80 in prison. but that asshole has spent his whole life doing whatever the fuck he pleases and he needs to be told no

one of the reasons i cannot be an absolutist about abolition of prisons is there are people out there who need to die of old age in them
not tons. but they exist

i would like for this man to live long enough to face consequences

i'm just a guy who fenced in high school and college but i could defeat and disarm him with a butter knife

i've soured on whitmer and kelly is no prize but comparatively...

shit, shapiro and booker, 54% stupid

45% stupid
i voted for harris and have no regrets but no, not again