I’ve given it up altogether!! Strictly decaf now! And it was only tea.

Just give up caffeine!!!!

The Allister Heath Generator

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I was only ever drinking tea anyway, and now I’m drinking decaf tea (from Lidl) which isn’t the worst one I’ve tasted. And it’s cheap!

…presentation is everything.

I found it and watched it too. Apart from Zeffman being utterly useless as a broadcaster*, the graphics were just like a Reform PPB.

*his delivery to camera/microphone is stilted. It needs to be friendlier and more fluent. And before you say ‘surely it’s the content that should count’, it’s TV…

Ah ok.

You have to remember that it was written at a time when that word was acceptable. The world had changed markedly since she wrote her murder mysteries.

So, better sleep?

It was to me!

Ah, the face that launched a thousand calendars!

Oh, you sleep far better. That lowers your blood pressure. Your pulse returns to a more normal rate too.

Motivation: health

And the headaches I got weren’t that bad.

Of course, I couldn’t take paracetamol for them because you know what’s on that….

But do it. Gradually. It ain’t that bad.

Ten days ago, I gave up caffeine in its entirety.

And now I have this novel feeling of being tired early in the evening, I’m just wondering how wired it actually was for 40 years.

It was only in tea though…

If the past really is a foreign country I’m surprised so many right-wingers want to live there.

Sadly, he made the world that we’re living in. Selling everything off was his idea and it was adopted by Mrs T, with the rest being history.
It has impoverished this country more than it has enriched it, by ignoring economies of scale in the public sector and making some things unaffordable.

Sounds like those servers in all restaurants who, within seconds of being given your meal, ask ‘Is everything ok?’

Tail? That’s very League of Gentlemen.

Talking of which, I saw this

Well, he got to do the handshake

It also came with people who were utter shit at shopping for sugar. They always got some off the neighbours.

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa papapa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa [big finish] PA.

Nice!!

That’s not the New Forest. I’m guessing outside Winchester!

Any idea why the car industry departed Swindon? #brexit

“And I saw something nasasaaaasaaasty in the woodshed’

#coldcomfortambridge

Using mung beans and magic.

Ooooooh yes

I remember the by election where the Literal Democrats stood. It backfired hugely.