Oh I suppose I should have mentioned, it uses standard safety blades, not cartridges

This shit pisses me off every year lmao. Like how the fuck are you gonna post all this anti-MAGA shit and then go to Coachella

Coachella’s Owner Is Still Making Political Donations to Republican Causes The Anschutz Corporation has also come under fire for contributing to anti-LGBTQ+ causes.

When people who would judge you for eating a $10 Chick-Fil-A sandwich are the same people spending hundreds on Coachella 🙄

www.them.us/story/coache...

Meh Philz is overrated anyway in my opinion. Stressful as hell ordering there

Philz Coffee CEO confirms Pride flags will be removed from stores SAN FRANCISCO (KRON) — Beloved Bay Area coffee chain Philz Coffee has mandated that Pride flags be removed from all locations. Earlier this week, an online petition started by Philz baristas …

For the California folks:

...the change comes after the company "was taken over by Freeman Spogli & Co., a private equity firm that also owns El Pollo Loco"

www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...

I've been loyal to Zenni since I was a broke college kid

Wait, my natural hair color of "dishwater blonde" is in this year?! Hell yes

There's a local pretzel place, Crofton's Pretzels, and they have one of the greatest commercials of all time and I can't friggen find it online and I always miss recording it when it comes on TV. It's up there with the JG Wentworth roller rink one for me.

I wish I knew why I'm so obsessed with commercials and jingles, but I don't, sorry.

Skyrizi Commercial #2 (2026) YouTube video by Commercial Archivist

The new oddly sped up version of the Skyrizi jingle sucks ngl

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3R5...

I just bought myself a backup cause the reviews on the Leaf 2 don't seem great...

Apparently the original Leaf Razor is being retired after they sell their current inventory (they redesigned it).

I just wanted to share cause I love mine and they're on clearance sale

leafshave.com/products/ori...

What's the most painful to use streaming app and why is it Paramount+

Oh dang what an interesting question. Tens of thousands I'd bet? A ton when I worked in the arcade in HS/early college. Helped empty the token machines and count money at night for deposit; wish I could remember how much we usually did on a busy summer night. Not very many since leaving that job tho

My "Not involved in human trafficking" press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my press conference.

These photos are on Lomography too! I post all my film there first!

Nothing and me go hand in hand
Nothing on my skin, that's my new plan

🎶Nothing is everything🎶

Seems I've survived another convention without picking up any concrud! 🙌🏼

Got that workout high today 😌

I don't currently lol

Out of contacts (and my prescription is old) and my new insurance doesn't start till next month

Guess I'm wearing my glasses to the gym 😅

I did technically have them out on a Tuesday last year so hell yeah

Oh hey, happy 1 year with no fallopian tubes to me!!!

My sweet boys #catsofbluesky #catsky #cats

Cheese started playing with my hair at 4am 😂🫠

So like is Trump threatening to nuke Iran?

oh it's a pdf lol

I feel like it's the one under the label but the spacing between labels and lines has me confused and also idk what I'd put in Plan Sponsor Name/Address?

I need second opinions on this form.

Which fucking line does my name go on??? The one above the label or the one under the label?

I do enjoy that my Simple Modern tumbler can do carbonated water. *pours in 3 cans of coconut La Croix*