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You gay bro?
Good 😈

@haybailsbb.bsky.social
@bunkergear.bsky.social
📸: @theomir.bsky.social

9 months ago 109 13 1 1
Nathan standing in front of a backdrop, hands on belt loops, wearing a blue plaid shirt and a smirk

Nathan standing in front of a backdrop, hands on belt loops, wearing a blue plaid shirt and a smirk

I’m just a boy, looking at a camera, looking at you.

1 year ago 172 5 4 0
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Handcrafted latex raincoat for when the weather sucks, and that's giving you ideas 😳

1 year ago 75 6 1 1
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welcome to Bunker Gear

1 year ago 198 19 2 1
Nathan in a chair, wearing blue plaid leather, looking into the camera

Nathan in a chair, wearing blue plaid leather, looking into the camera

Contemplating how I’m going to treat the good boys and pets

📸: @theomir.bsky.social

1 year ago 308 19 17 0
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A polo for every occasion, an evening at The Eagle, a day in the office, or a 2am subway ride home this polo does it all! Available in a range of colors to clearly say everything from “wow, I’m hot” to “use me as your urinal daddy”.
📷 @theomir.bsky.social

1 year ago 68 8 1 0

A baguette in the butt is a ‘pain’ in the ass

1 year ago 14 2 0 0

Torn between that one and the mattress cuck 🥺🥺

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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“reply guy” is too reductive. I’m not a reply guy, I’m an engaged follower looking to make a genuine connection that might lead to one day eating that person’s butt

1 year ago 1301 203 37 31

FFmpreg, a gay party where everyone comes dressed as a video codec and first to get pregnant via fisting wins a prize

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Today I learned that Joan of Arc was NOT in the Bible 👀

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A second top has hit my trade center

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Nice! I had to pop an incense as my flight was departing and caught two

2 years ago 0 0 1 0

Social media is exhausting how do people do it

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Look at those magnificent paws!

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🥰

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Ahhhhh 😍

2 years ago 1 0 0 0
Me ass up in dark shorts and head first inside a cardboard box with a curious doggo

Me ass up in dark shorts and head first inside a cardboard box with a curious doggo

Me ass up in dark shorts and head first inside a cardboard box

Me ass up in dark shorts and head first inside a cardboard box

Me ass up in dark shorts and head first inside a cardboard box with a curious doggo

Me ass up in dark shorts and head first inside a cardboard box with a curious doggo

Oh no I got stuck helping a friend move

2 years ago 7 0 0 0

Cute 😊

2 years ago 1 0 0 0
The face of a very happy bearded chap with an orange neckerchief around his neck smooshed between 2 fuzzy bellies and 2 jock-strapped bulges, a hand resting on the chaps head as if to say “Good boy.”

The face of a very happy bearded chap with an orange neckerchief around his neck smooshed between 2 fuzzy bellies and 2 jock-strapped bulges, a hand resting on the chaps head as if to say “Good boy.”

Exhibit A
(Feat. @bradlands.bsky.social and @thewilldobeast.bsky.social)

2 years ago 98 9 2 1
Me doing the 👉👈 on a big big chair (like 3x my square height in frame

Me doing the 👉👈 on a big big chair (like 3x my square height in frame

Me smiling and kneeling on a big chair in the woods.

Me smiling and kneeling on a big chair in the woods.

Update: im on a chair

2 years ago 13 0 0 1
100% iv sprig

100% iv sprig

I got this today and I’m waiting for the CD event in 6 years to evolve it

2 years ago 1 0 0 0
Butt in a red thong in a patio in sun

Butt in a red thong in a patio in sun

It’s that day of the week

2 years ago 20 0 1 0
A pink LeChonk

A pink LeChonk

Just adopted a new cute ass Lechonk 🥹

2 years ago 0 0 0 0

Hog thread

2 years ago 6 0 0 0
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Seize the hump! Or something like that. Idk.

Happy Hump Day!

Photo credit and thanks to @theomir.bsky.social

2 years ago 111 3 3 0

👀

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Girls will say "I know a spot" then take you here

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🥵

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