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BREAKING: Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agents attempted to conduct an enforcement action at Hamline Elementary School in Back of the Yards, Ald. Jeanette Taylor and Chicago Public Schools officials said Friday. @wttw.bsky.social
welcome everyone to my Taco Pizza request channel. if any of my Chicago friends would like to go down to Roots Pizza in the South Loop and bring a Taco Pizza up to Lakeview I will provide you with various treasures and perhaps even fineries
hell yeah
at work on the Friday before Christmas and people keep calling and emailing like I'm actually supposed to be doing work
The Chelsea midcard champion agenda is rolling strong. All they’ve ever needed to do is get out of the way and let her hoop
having a nice mid-day snack (TapatĂo splashed on some pieces of bread)
friendship?
She had the spotlight first and was really efficient, that's about it
I hate the propaganda surrounding her because I like her game a lot, but if you go to a school that can steamroll a ranked opponent by 41 while you go 2-11 from the field and 1-6 from 3, I can't put you in 22's stratosphere ever again lmao. They are not the same kind of player even remotely
Up 25 without the #1 pick making a single shot from the field 🤨🤨🤨
Lucy Olsen you are an Indiana Fever
good training wheels for the first year, but I'm not keeping Wheeler's 200k salary on my books in win-now time lol. that bench has like 3 players who aren't net negatives when they're on the floor
How does this keep happening to me every year
showing up to work after 6 consecutive days off
IOWA WINS BABY MAID-RITES >>>> RUNZAS
We have regressed back to “Iowa defense please do all the work and win us the game” once again
The Iowa Offense
dudes rock
Cobra Kai is the most shonen anime ass live action show ever filmed
just off-screen: Two novelty hockey sticks signed by the entire roster of the 2002-2004 Quad City Mallards
things in my old room that just make sense: This replica of the CyHawk Trophy next to the bobble head of George Kittle
Staying with my Mom for the week, she's out and I don't have a car. As much as I love the brief moments I get to be home times like this really remind me how inability to drive basically makes you a nonentity here, wouldn't trade city life for that if you paid me to
The best thing about being back in Iowa is that it really does just feel like home, navigating around takes no thought at all for me. The worst part about being in Iowa is that the nearest restaurant that isn't a breakfast place is a 50-minute walk from the house
Love a good Wise Guys personal pizza and breadsticks, but for Taco pizza it has to be Harris. Loved Happy Joe's as a kid but I outgrew it
Harris, the only acceptable first option other than Sports Fans
oh yeah, that’s the good stuff
sometimes a side chick ain’t even a side chick, it’s the gorgeous and proud nation of Iowa