penis is such a funny way to talk about wieners. like weiner and cock and dick and schlang and meat or whatever get the point across but saying penis is just infinitely more fun i think
Posts by fern
Room doodle
well duh they're shower demons
they want me so bad
flapping ur wings is the angel equivalent of wagging ur tail
i love you
the shower demons are hot for me
otherly, posts broken into multiple lines tend to be my poetry! this will likely not be capitalized or punctuated, and any reaction whilst welcome is not necessary. poetry is more just a little something i do when im in the mood
angel relationships. first base is touching wings second base is swapping halos third base is intense rough and concerning sex
remember! any post of mine properly capitalized AND punctuated is a creative writing piece and should be considered a work of fiction (unless stated otherwise). these posts are part of my efforts to have a creative career and any reaction is welcome! as long as ur not mean to me (i'll cry) thank you
how much does it cost to become an unlicensed and untrained elvis impersonator
WHAT
too hot out. wish my room had better ventilation. god fries me like a shrimb
what if his name was fooby looby goo
ouuughhhh i'm gooping all over
engineers for the slime following goo prints
engineers on halloween following boo prints
silly burgerr
i met slenderman she's black
miku council is so mean to me
bean counting
going onto indeed looking for jobs in pencil pushing
i'll never be free
as simple as that
twin towers of babel
they put water in the water in the water and want me to believe it's still water
incredibly
fernnister core
fern is short for fernnister like bannister
im at the diner getting finer