penis is such a funny way to talk about wieners. like weiner and cock and dick and schlang and meat or whatever get the point across but saying penis is just infinitely more fun i think

Room doodle

well duh they're shower demons

they want me so bad

flapping ur wings is the angel equivalent of wagging ur tail

i love you

the shower demons are hot for me

otherly, posts broken into multiple lines tend to be my poetry! this will likely not be capitalized or punctuated, and any reaction whilst welcome is not necessary. poetry is more just a little something i do when im in the mood

angel relationships. first base is touching wings second base is swapping halos third base is intense rough and concerning sex

remember! any post of mine properly capitalized AND punctuated is a creative writing piece and should be considered a work of fiction (unless stated otherwise). these posts are part of my efforts to have a creative career and any reaction is welcome! as long as ur not mean to me (i'll cry) thank you

how much does it cost to become an unlicensed and untrained elvis impersonator

WHAT

too hot out. wish my room had better ventilation. god fries me like a shrimb

what if his name was fooby looby goo

ouuughhhh i'm gooping all over

engineers for the slime following goo prints

engineers on halloween following boo prints

silly burgerr

i met slenderman she's black

miku council is so mean to me

bean counting

going onto indeed looking for jobs in pencil pushing

i'll never be free

as simple as that

twin towers of babel

they put water in the water in the water and want me to believe it's still water

incredibly

fernnister core

fern is short for fernnister like bannister

im at the diner getting finer