Voting on spy powers at 2am will definitely help with trust in the government!

The Iceberg Theory, visualized:

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

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“the pope is weak on crime” has gotta be one of the funniest things any politician has ever said in history

Iran, Israel and the United States are great examples of why religions should be kept out of politics.

You can do it! I did it and surprised myself. It may take a few tries. May I recommend nicotine replacement therapy, such as the gum. Just to have around. The most important things is not to smoke. You can always wean off of nicotine gum, as I did. Good luck and keep it up.

If you were looking for the pope to come to the United States this year, that is now canceled.
After receiving threats from the president of the United States, the Vatican feels it is not safe.

Let’s just sit with that a little while.

Hip-Hinged to the Unhinged Ready for another Terrifying Potential Consequence of Trump and Netanyahu's Insanely Reckless War?

Rick Perlstein is right, and we saw the clearest evidence yet yesterday: We cannot credibly promise not to bomb Iran, because we have tied ourselves at the hip to another country, Israel, who might keep bombing them no matter what we say or do. Iran will reasonably treat this bombing as the shared

It seems America has run on the honor system for 250 years. Then we ran out of honor.

A madman is in charge and he’s surrounded by cowards. Now we find that impeachment is meaningless. The 25th amendment is meaningless. The Bill of Rights is meaningless. And the Constitution is meaningless.

What is it that Donald Trump and JD Vance love so much about Viktor Orbán's Hungary?

This is just to say

I may end
a whole civilization
never to be
brought back again

I don’t want
that to happen
but it probably
will

Thank you
for your
attention
to this matter

I think, in general, most people have no idea how truly awful the Epstein files are, or how many public figures are involved and who they are. If people did, no one would be shocked about what’s going on.

Keep in mind that Trump's threats communicated in his tweets are themselves war crimes.

today certainly feels … pivotal

War crime by tweet is always how this was gonna end
AND ALSO VERY MUCH GOD BLESS TO THE IRANIANS WHO I WILL BE GENOCIDING PRAISE BE FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

We need to just assume everyone blocking the release of the Epstein files is in them.

If they're not, they can release them to prove it.

"Biggest scam in modern political history."

IRGC TRUTH NUKE

“It is you who are taking your soldiers to their graves, not Iran, whom you seek to drag back to the Stone Age.

Hollywood delusions have so poisoned your minds that, with your paltry 250-year history, you threaten a civilization over 6,000 years old.”

Chief Robert Joseph

I can tell the United States doesn't have the world's best political system because we put the dumbest motherfucker alive in charge of the most powerful government on earth.

If the stakes weren't so high and the human toll wasn't so awful, it would be genuinely very funny how little of a shit Trump gives about any part of his job that isn't renovations or rigging elections. The most obviously checked out dude in history.

Just a reminder that the senator who sponsored the bill which became law with broad bipartisan support that states a president cannot pull the US out of NATO without congressional approval was …

Marco Rubio.

I love it! 🎵

Former TIME editor Richard Stengel: “He is repeating every foreign and domestic policy mistake the US has made over the last 5 decades, but he’s doing it with a gracelessness, cluelessness, and corruption that has no precedent.”

Oh, man. You are speaking my language! I am a huge fan of TJB and BMB. Some of the best music ever made.

Sweet! I expected to see the control plate reversed, however I don't prefer that myself. P90 in neck is a good choice. Thanks for sharing.

That's hot! Congrats 🎉

Everything?

The only thing missing from these televised cabinet meetings is having his cabinet eat his actual shit off plates with silverware. And then tell him how delicious they think it is.

Actual footage of President Amber Alert dealing with his self-made Iran debacle #taco