i should really sleep

and yet,

good morning Dave!! 🫶

Me poking Fuda with a big stick: oooh you want to resent him and Sahara so baaad

I hope he has a banger summer. Need him to find some momentum and a proper home.

Ryu Fuda's back at the Kobe show this weekend! Yayyyy

i think being a rat that lives in the london underground is probably a pretty good life, all things considered

this west ham team has that dog in them. i know noone is "too big to go down" but I just can't see Mavropanos and Bowen leading a team down into the championship. Mings and Grealish in 19/20 kind of vibes.

haven't been using spotify for a bit bc i had to drop the subscription but i am always down to having my music preferances nosed at 😄 open.spotify.com/user/purpled...

aston villa football club :)

THE A IN H-A-G-E STANDS FOR ALL ASIA TAG CHAMPIONS BAYBEEE

not sure why my brain decides i should do most of my jobhunting at like 3AM. maybe it'll be like that dumb Spooky Youtube trend and my sleep paralysis demon will hire me to do menial spreadsheet work for Monsters Inc.

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

c'mon brighton. do it for football

i aaaaam tired

screenshot of a NOAH match card. 8 man tag: Naomichi Marufuji, Manabu Soya, Amakusa and Daiki Odashima vs. Masa Kitamiya, Knull, Alpha Wolf and Kai Fujimura

still thinking about NOAH putting Daiki up against Kai and Knull in Yamagata. Team Big Wing forever...

it's cool that the one thing both of them agree on is that transgender people should be denied healthcare. both those ghouls can go to hell

haven't tried being a gig person again since i had black foxxes tickets literally 15 minutes walk from me last summer, got to the venue and immediately left bc i wasn't up to it. kind of dread trying, which sucks for something that used to be such a huge part of my life. but for the boys, anything.

Poster for House of Protection's July 2028 UK tour, in Manchester, Glasgow and London

oh fuck yeah

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

fucked up broken bluesky feed with VIBES CODED in Dark Souls III death screen font

The pokemon clodsire as a light up lamp, sitting on a glass end table.

Trying to be so responsible and save money, but they also turned my boy into a light. I don't need him, but also, like, I need him.

okay this is even better than it being Cucuy lmao. Dragongate I love you

Cambridge United using an emergency loan to bring a keeper in because their first choice got a red card is one of the funnier things I've seen for a while.

they call it aew because you say "ah, ewwww" when you see who the champion is

okay hear me out here: El Cucuy as Jiro's opponent at Golden Colosseum

yoshiki kato in a cucuy tshirt... i'm gonna pinch his cheeks he's so insufferable

literally me any time these guys post anymore

There's another Insidious coming too? God, this year is wild for horror stuff.