This is adorable.

Oh that’s probably only on streaming, nm

But not Tucker Carlson?

Had to get home to watch a game 😂

it's AWFUL

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MISSED YOU

I'll never go back to egg whites for royal icing either

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Join us at the MSP airport on Monday to tell our airport authority: no funding for Delta's new luxury lounge until Delta's leadership meets with the community.

Details: linktr.ee/mn50501

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Document titled “MPD Call Response Policy Adherence – 911 Response Call Log Memo.” It summarizes Priority 1 calls pending over 30 minutes for the week of January 3–9, 2026. It states 14 total calls exceeded 30 minutes, including 6 domestic abuse calls. Two example calls are listed: one waited 48 minutes and another 56 minutes before response. Portions of caller details are redacted.

Document titled “MPD Call Response Policy Adherence – 911 Response Call Log Memo.” It summarizes Priority 1 calls pending over 30 minutes for the week of January 10–16, 2026. It reports 11 total delayed calls, including 4 domestic abuse cases. Examples show domestic abuse “in progress” calls waiting 32 minutes and 47 minutes before being assigned to officers. Some identifying details are redacted.

Document titled “MPD Call Response Policy Adherence – 911 Response Call Log Memo.” It summarizes Priority 1 calls pending over 30 minutes for the week of January 17–23, 2026. It reports 10 delayed calls, with domestic abuse calls being the most frequent. One call waited 88 minutes—the longest delay noted. Additional examples show domestic abuse calls waiting 62 minutes. Portions of details are redacted.

In January, MPD internal records show that show Priority 1 domestic abuse calls (categorized as Dabuse) in Minneapolis waited 30–88 minutes for a response.

Priority 1 means immediate threat to life or safety—calls that are supposed to receive the fastest possible response.

How about a pickle fountain?

Book display called “who’s mentioned in the Epstein files? Find them here.” And it’s books by or about Trump, Melania, Oz, Woody, and so on

Currently in display at Minneapolis central library. You love to see it.

I didn't finish the Bear season 1 for that reason, so that's an excellent comparison. Thanks!

Hail in Hale.

Oh, man - I hadn’t even considered nicotine shortages.

Eating boiled bandaids and carrots may sour your mood…..but going cold turkey from your hourly 9mg VELO plus diet will have you on the floor screaming like the forced sobriety scene in “the last samurai”

... I have many questions about the Grandma in Penis Costume getting off in court

We were both somehow under the impression that the storms were coming late afternoon.

Brandon followed your instructions!

We were just saying that!

I am not excited about the weekend forecast, but a morning of listening to thunderstorms is such a treat.

A second location, not moving

Don’t know! Milkweed was always hopping when I went there?

Wait Duck Duck Coffee is going into the old Milkweed spot?? 🤩

Two Magicians Warn the Supreme Court About Junk Science

Like the 2022 @theonion.com amicus brief on parody and the First Amendment, further evidence that funny people can make serious points to the Supreme Court.

GIFT LINK:

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/u...

I’m worried it’ll be too stressful ?

What I want to know is WHAT DID WE GET FOR 20 MILL in a few months? We have less than 600 cops. I want numbers and names.

Christian politicians accusing Jewish politicians of being antisemitic for being less pro-Israel than they are is the logical endpoint of our current discourse on antisemitism.

I don’t know how anyone even gets past this. If anyone else was this irresponsible with funds they’d be gone.

Next time try Bungalow club, two blocks down!