you're god damn right

Today marks 10 years without Prince

🙏💜🕊️☔️

Previously there was a system in place to easily get you to the bathroom, but you dismantled that

We need a matriarchy run by lesbians with clipboards and earpieces who do not take any shit.

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

What if we kissed at the misogynist minigolf hole

Every now and then I remember I can’t do armpit farts anymore, and I think about how time creates wounds as well

"Jason can't kill you if you jerk him off" @ifycomedy.com 2026

Trump DOJ loses again, now 0 for 5 on voter roll cases, as court rejects Rhode Island lawsuit U.S. District Judge Mary S. McElroy, a Trump appointee, called the DOJ’s widespread voter roll demands a “fishing expedition.”

🚨BREAKING: DOJ lost again Friday, as a federal judge dismissed its lawsuit to force Rhode Island to provide unfettered access to its voter registration rolls, bringing the agency’s record among active cases to 5 defeats, 0 wins and 25 cases still pending. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

They let him out of the cage to do aqua man that one time lol

The website is taking ten seconds to load instead of three, I better freak out

“They would revere me as a god! I would show them efficiency through desperation that the end of mankind could not!” Me explaining to my wife why eating right out of the pan to save dishes is ok because I’d run the apocalypse if it happened

tweet from @OwensDamien on 1/6/2022: "I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHKA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'"

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

Objectively my best process video.

@grandeesavage.bsky.social

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

image from inside Artemis II text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.

Endless Cockroaches: if every person on earth killed 1000 bugs every day we would have no more bugs #noBugs #stopBugs

you

you don't carry the favor of the ocean, don't play

hi, Dick Van Dyke mentioned, remember that he is protected by the guardians of the sea itself

Someone definitely still needs to kill him though, let's be clear

if Trump nukes Iran it will be because no one powerful in america has ever been seriously punished for anything

Is threatening genocide grounds to call for impeachment? Chuck Schumer will decide once he's consulted a fictional couple he made up in his head 3 decades ago.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

"Death to America" getting rebranded as a moderate geopolitical policy position as we speak.