this is a sleeper agent activation phrase

Crimson Desert was a fake game. Pragmata is a fake game. these games don’t exist, people, open your eyes

it feels like every other week the internet is going nuts over some game i’d never heard of until 5 minutes ago

“why do you say sorry so much?” oh that’s because i feel i should apologize for existing, i’m sorry

it’s really cool that i always feel like i’m in trouble all of the time

that day is not today

one day i will stop crushing on every cute waitress i meet

Greg Heffley remaining in middle school despite there being fifteen Wimpy Kid books implies that he is locked in an endless cycle of samsara after dying young. All he knows is being tormented in school

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#sailormoon

2 horny 4 words

ad astra, artemis ii 🌒

#illustration

She's indestructible #wonderwoman

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Booster separation confirmed

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOJI

The Nintendo Super Steam Initiative Games Available April 24th: Super Mario Galaxy Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Kirby Mass Attack WarioWare Mega Microgames Games Available Later 2026: Barnyard Earthworm Jim 3D The Suite Life of Zack & Cody: Tipton Trouble Metroid Fusion

Today, we are excited to announce the Nintendo Super Steam Initiative, a partnership with Valve to bring our legacy console games to Steam!

Games will drop at a regular schedule, starting with heavy hitters such as Super Mario Galaxy and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on April 24th.

The thing about Malcolm In The Middle to me is that it always felt the most relatable of all these family sitcoms. Yeah, the characters all kinda suck and are unpleasant to each other but it rings more true to me - for better or worse, I see so much of my own parents in Lois and Hal

The Jenny Nicholson video about the northernlion cruise event is gonna be crazy

Northernlion cruise

Sad!: Northernlion to Experience Horrific Doctor Moreau Situation of His Own Design

how many posts about the northernlion cruise did it take you to realise that it wasnt a bit people on your tl were doing. i was about 4

that one friend who’s too Mothman

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

is she, you know. on the northernlion cruise

I Got Legionnaires' Disease on the Northernlion Expedition

[explaining a key party to a northernlion fan zoomer] its like sex, but with roguelike elements