*male coworker sneaking up on me
*i turn to face him

C: “How did you know I was there?!”
Me: “I could hear your jeans”
C: “my JEANS?”
Me: “yeah, the sound they make when you walk”
C: “that sounds fake”

Growing up as girls, we were taught to be on guard. That vigilance follows you your whole life.

TikTok ban makin BlueSky look reeeeal nice rn

Me and my beautiful baby sister 💜

I HATE faint sensations. Like…distant music? Whiff of a mysterious smell? Vague memory? Something I can’t quite see? JUST GIMME THE INFORMATION BEFORE I IMPLODE

I will literally sit and GRASP FOR IT LIKE I’M DYING

A ball python coiled around a high heel boot held in the air

Chokes says Happy Holidays 🐍

A person in green pants and a black crop top posing with biceps flexed

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