The Onion knew. Look at the date.

Anxiety is through the roof today. I kinda want to hang out in a dark spot and dissociate for a few days.

El amor que se siente al comer un sancocho en el patio de la casa de un familiar es incomparable. 💕

Part two:

The government runs out of money tomorrow at midnight.

Let me explain how we got here.

Part one:

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1/ This is wildly illegal. That is not a question on which reasonable legally informed folks can disagree.

It doesn't fucking matter that he ran on doing illegal things. They are still illegal.

And striking at Congress's power of the purse is worse than illegal. It's anti-constitutional.

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People don’t like to talk about how rapists are rewarded for their crimes and how rape is glorified in our culture but it is grotesquely so

Sitting Andrew and Tristan Tate as guests of honor at a public event after they flew out of the country they were facing human trafficking charges in is rape culture in action

Ayer le cantamos “celebro th cunple años…” y happy birthday a Emilia. Ya tiene 4 añitos y le están empezando a salir canitas. 🥹

I need to hear Jazmine Sullivan sing I Put A Spell On You 🙂‍↕️

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That made me smile 💕

I wanna live in peace before I rest in it.

A todo el que se le muera un hijo de una enfermedad que se evite con vacuna, como el sarampión, debería ser juzgado por negligencia.

Taking a needed social media break. Nos vemos luego.

Living with this cognitive dissonance is fucking difficult as fuck.

And then the fact is that I lack access to actual community. I feel so isolated and alone and this person is one of the few constants in my life… I’m dealing with a lot… a LOT. Like waaaaay too much right now and I honestly don’t know what to do.

And like you’re “nice and good” to me… but until when will that last? I’m treading with caution and trying to slowly distance myself but today I was gutted when I saw some shit.

Realizinv someone you care about is a bigot is fucking hard as hell, man. Finding their comments on posts with shit you’ve argued about and debunked is disgusting. I hate it here and I dont know what the fuck to do.

A critical point.

y por este tipo de cosas es que los derechairos, enfocados en su individualismo, no comprenden que el retorno de la inversión en cultura nunca es ni a corto plazo ni en liquidez económica inmediata.

Mi cuerpo cibaeño quiere mangu con cebollitas, queso frito, salami frito, y aguacate. 🥹

A graphic that reads: Medicaid covers 41% of all births in the U.S., 61% of long-term care, and 38% of health care for children. Now Republicans want to cut Medicaid to pay for billionaire tax breaks.

Nearly 1.6 million Massachusetts residents use Medicaid.

Yet, Republicans want to gut the program & attack the Affordable Care Act so they can give trillions in tax breaks to their billionaire friends.

This is Trump’s Project 2025 in action.

They won’t ever learn will they

I know nothing about sourdough, only how to eat it 🤣🤣🤣 i’m trying to get into the mood to do it

I’m trying to get people added to my sourdough cult so it can push me to jump in lmao