For Apple?
“Siri how can we capitalize on AI’s potential?”
- “good question, yes, you should always capitalize acronyms like AI”

An over-the-top, right-wing coded logo including a cross acting as a hammer handle, over an anvil, surrounded by a gold star. All things that will excite your typical American.

My buddy and I have been joking about this. He just bought a URL for "GloryMade" and made this logo:

Oh i’m only barely joking…

ACT NOW! See more beautiful girls reading bible verses at hayseed dot com!

Or as Siri would say: "Speech. To Texas dick nation one iPhones"

Speech to text dictation on iPhones 🤡

Lemme guess… local teens on e-motorcycles problem?

Between the cake horse article and this unhinged ad for alka-seltzer, I got my moneys worth from my @theonion.com subscription this morning!

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Ahhh that makes sense. Thanks.

I’m curious, can you explain why black men wouldn’t want Mark Kelley?

AI Needs More Data Centers. But For What? YouTube video by Al Vigier

Relevant to the joking aside you made within that newsletter:
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The Rockfish has adopted The Medium Chill™ approach to fish life.

I fell for the moon howler click-bait... but I forgive you.

Boiled beef tongue?

I’m watching The Wire and just saw @audacityofdespair.bsky.social shooting photos at the Sobotka perp walk. The man is everywhere.

Also getting flashbacks to when the TikTok kids claimed all the tickets to one of Tr*mp’s rallies in the first term and then didn’t attend 😂

Same!

The Pitt has a chance to do the funniest thing this week!

Why Japan has such good railways - Works in Progress Magazine Japan's railways are the finest in the world. Other countries can copy its formula.

Saw a few people share this. It’s very good.
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The Pitt has a chance to do the funniest thing this week!

They’ve obviously embraced the change towards larger and larger SUVs just fine. Maybe they are OK with change when it fulfills selfish desires.

I was wondering if it’s also combo of lack of curiosity & lack of exposure to different perspectives. For example, I just feel like if you were required to test drive an electric car before buying a gas car, a large share of people would be like “ya, obviously better” or experience trains in Japan.

Jason Pargin on Instagram 12K likes, 1,074 comments - jasonkpargin on April 13, 2026

@volts.wtf this guy seems to be spot on. If you agree, I’d love to hear your thoughts on why Republican is the default in the US and what would have to happen to break that cycle. Feels like a great topic for a volts mega thread.

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I’m annoyed by this chart. I wish it would just have used birth year. I can’t do that kind of math, due to the lead!

A moat to keep me out!

a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time . ALT: a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .

I wonder how Alan’s doing these days… seemed to be having a great retirement last I saw him on social media!

“I don’t have the talking points in front of me”
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“I don’t have the specific BS that was prepared for me to confuse and misdirect you in response to that question”