I got a storage unit for forest fires. When things get scary we store our expensive clothing and special items off site.

Turned on the heat for the first time since spring and now my home smells like toasted dust

Want to Change Your Personality? Have a Baby. I knew that becoming a parent would change me—but I had no idea how.

OMG no.

“Want to Change Your Personality? Have a Baby”- The Atlantic

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I will take my emdash and spear it through the glowing eye of any robot who tries to claim it.

Dogs and their owners really do look alike—here’s why — National Geographic New research confirms your long-simmering suspicion that dogs resemble their owners—and even act like them too.

Yes, you look like your dog. Here’s why:

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Why are measles cases in Alberta rising faster than in most other provinces? — Calgary Herald As of May 13, there are 374 measles cases in total, bringing Alberta's case count to the second-highest in the country

I dunno maybe it’s ‘cause Albertans are not getting vaccinated

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The life-changing magic of Gen X moms who don’t give a damn Gen X moms are living it up in middle age, and couldn’t care less about the expectations society has for them

I would have used the F-bomb

www.theglobeandmail.com/life/article...

If GenXers rebrand as “geriatric millennials” then we can reclaim our music, right? (The Sex Pistols smh)

Nardwuar vs. Prime Minister Mark Carney YouTube video by NardwuarServiette

A fun watch is the PM Carney interview with Nardwuar. Also, The Clash

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Why You Should Work Like It’s the ’90s When you leave the office for the day, really leave.

um there was no work in the 90s because we were in a BRUTAL recession 🙄

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this is stupid. send it back

Mandatory drug tests?🙄

Not much different. No notes

The wives go to a LIT 😭

Watch: Seiko 3M22-0D39 “Arctura” with f-cked 16mm strap

Watch repair dude said my 1997 Seiko is a “quarter century old” but there are still parts “kicking around”

Gonna go have a midlife crisis brb

“She has no money, no connections”

Because living through the Cold War wasn’t enough

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Just because a creditor stops calling doesn’t mean the debt goes away, it likely means the interest is still growing growing growing

Poof, more debt

He missed the perfect opportunity to “fuddle duddle”. “Snowball’s chance” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

CRA knows every one of them 🙄

probably not. but hey, playing smarty pants using unrealistic compound interest to age 95 is fun

Answer: you can’t. So buy index funds and ignore financial media

it’s when the automated system never stop talking 🙃

always press “0”

I too would choose this woman to walk by me twice

LOL — I get these emails and flyers so often these days. I don’t know why they think 5k will solve our problems. BC has far more expensive problems.🙃

because men

gonna go write “How to fashionably layer multiple outfits at once and leave your carry-on behind.” I’ll call it the “Airline Wardrobe Stack”.

The CRA is cracking down on CERB debt across Canada. I’ve seen over 40k owed to the CRA, including penalties. A Licensed Insolvency Trustee can help you. They don’t judge, so go.