As a species, we aren't gonna make it are we?

Happy birthday 🎂

And me 😎

Dealing with obstacles

two cats wearing headphones are sitting at a table with microphones ALT: two cats wearing headphones are sitting at a table with microphones

So somebody told Toupee Fiasco to call the war with Iran an incursion. But since he's dumber than lead paint, he's calling it an excursion, and I'm LMAO. This is what happens when the person in charge is an illiterate idiot.
Us: It's a war
Toupee Fiasco: Wrong. It's an excursion
Me:

Why is the world being run by men who if you met them on a night out, you’d go to the bar and ask for Angela?

That's Kevin Keegan

A small girl wearing a rabbit costume and blue coat carries a book as she walks to school. Her mother (head out of shot) wheels her baby brother along in a pushchair. The baby says "Peter Rabbit may be the 'Hero' of the story, but surely the obedient, widowed Mrs Rabbit is a more effective symbol of the oppression inherent within Mister McGregor's regime" The girls looks furious and snaps "Mum!! He's critiquing my world book day costume from a marxist perspective again!"

A cartoon reminder that tomorrow is World Book Day (In the UK anyway). Originally for the @theguardian.com

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Good morning, #jokesters. ❤️🌹

I was there

Well, CONGRATULATIONS President Zelensky!
😲🫢🤭😂

Ireland announces scheme to provide basic income for artists The Basic Income for Artists (BIA) project is believed to be the first permanent one of its kind in the world.

After a trial over the last few years, Ireland has launched a permanent scheme giving a basic income of €325 a week for artists.

2,000 will be eligible, and successful recipients will be chosen at random from applicants, who must be "professional artists" (definition tbc).

Scientists created a dolphin with legs.
Animal rights groups want the legs removed.
But that would defeet the porpoise

At the

Tourists 'paid £70,000' to shoot innocent people in 'human safari' hunting trips The siege ended in 1995, leaving 13,952 people dead. 5,434 of these casualties were civilians.

Tourists ‘paid £70,000’ to shoot innocent people in ‘human safari’ hunting trips to Sarajevo

Prosecutors in Milan have opened an investigation into far-right Italian tourists who also paid an additional fee to kill children with the sniper rifles in the 1990s in Bosnia.

metro.co.uk/2025/11/12/t...

How did those presenters keep a straight face

Hi Bluesky,

God just needs 17k followers to hit 600k. And then 66k more after that to hit 666k. That will be funny.

Thanks,

God

Near enough 🤔

The lad allegedly got a massive signing on fee (over a million I've heard), fair play to him 👏

We wouldn't be where we are now without all of them ❤️

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

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