Kirk undiscovered country meme: What does Trump need with an escort, if hostilities have ended

It broke containment and made the local news this week. It's going to be a whole thing.

Is there a Doctor Who in the house?

My guy. I am aware of the "debate" you are having. The call request was weird the moment you hit send. No one else made it weird.

Please have the AIs explain to you how wild requesting a call in the middle of a social media spiral is. You might learn something new about social interactions in the year 2025.

A call?! Please I am begging you. Go ask Gemini to explain to you how insane that request is and post the response. It is Friday we all need the laugh.

This unhinged argument borders on art that AI could never come up with on its own.

Introducing iPhone Pocket: a beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone ISSEY MIYAKE and Apple today unveiled iPhone Pocket, designed to fit any iPhone as well as all pocketable items.

Apple is not really coming out with an iPhone bag made from a tube sock and selling it for $150. That can't be real.

The ridiculous satellite view of the 5 story hillside house at 50 Hermosa Ave, Oakland, CA 94618. It looks like different houses dropped on top of each other slightly overlapping.

Looking down on it is just as bad.

I was not expecting a teenager dressed as Kurt Cobain Unplugged in New York for Halloween. And I'm pretty sure it surprised him to have his costume recognized unprompted. One of his group was Edward Scissorhands so there must be an early 90s retro thing going on.

Amazon order updating showing package is now out for delivery at 6:11pm on Halloween

Amazon, what are you doing? Halloween night should be a no fly zone for deliveries.

I can't believe it got this far before anyone noticed that he fails the "are we the baddies" test

Every major cable network: It shows 3.6 uhingedgens, not great, not terrible.

Such a perfectly subtle joke that will be missed by too many people.

Given the time this was made in I'm disappointed it doesn't also have the ability to fax a screenshot to someone.

This is just crazy stupid. If everyone in the UK deleted every single cloud based email and photo it would not spin down a single hard drive. Browsing and deleting all of those items would waste significant electricity and water as the servers spin up to handle all the requests.

Good old analog NTP service

I worry that the 9% of people who believe the rabies vaccine causes "dog autism" overlaps significantly with the 11% anti-vax. I'm not sure these people are reachable in a meaningful way at this point.

This could only be crazier if the wild throw at the end nailed Dinger

Does @effinbirds.com bring an owl to all their appearances or did someone just hook them up at Denver FanExpo?

It might not fit the vibe you're going for but the 80's side should at least consider Highwayman. You get Cash, Waylon, Willie, and a bonus Kristofferson.

Is it possible that there is not a single dog owner in the entire National's office? How do you go through the process of finding the perfect distressed dog photo and not question should we be doing this in the first place?

A bay roan mare named Rogue looking at the camera saying hi, and wondering if you have a spare carrot

Welcome back! We have a new mare. Rogue says hi. I tried to explain the Signal situation to her, but since it didn't involve snacks she wandered off disinterested.

This is the part that boggles me. It is near impossible to leave even a HOA and these people think they can just opt out of local/state/federal government? How? It is just going to be sovereign citizenship magic at some point right? Does their special block chain support red ink?

AI Hanakkah: There was only one cup of coolant water left but the server generated 8 bullshit images before frying.

Neville, a large chonk orange cat, unimpressed with taking photos.

A large short haired orange boy kitty sitting on and covering most of a half circle ottoman. His name is Neville and he'll accept a good deal of rubs before getting mad at you.

Merry Christmas and to all a chonky kitty

I love the unwarranted optimism of having a fourth digit on the counter.

GIF from Spaceballs the movie. Dark Helmet telling Lone Star that: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"

Ah the highly effective Spaceballs defense

I'm not in SB anymore but their Instagram page has posts from a week ago. It does look like they closed for a week in September. Probably the low traffic week before UCSB move in.