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Me when I get a sudden Bluesky notif

I think if there are any govt desk workers out there with union protection, you’ve gotta get used to misplacing paperwork or extending deadlines for your work to be due. Throw sand in the wheels

It’s been seven hours save us

It was so much fun! I cried literal tears at the end because of how moved I was by the roleplay! You game mastered beautifully, elegantly, humorously and sexily.

BRADY MY BRADY BOY THATS MY LITTLE BOY!!!!!

i finished my first commission!! its general john mcnamara, and made for the lovely @caroldirge.bsky.social!!

ANGELA !!!!

omg a model !!! Who’s their agent?

HIS WATCH!!!!

I love General John McNamara of the United States Military special unit PEIP they call it ‘Peep.’

Favorite character of all time.
My government assigned father figure.

I miss him.

I am, once again, crawling back after falling off with posting here for a while 🥲

I offer my finished origins romance set in apology
#DragonAge

Fire Emblem really peaked with the Justice Cabal

Hey Bluesky!

I'm part of a group called #Starkid that hasn't made it's way to the app yet! But if you're in #Chicago, we have a show coming up that you definitely want to see!

VHS CHRISTMAS CAROLS combines The Gift of the Magi, The Little Match Girl and Christmas Carol into an 80's themed musical!

Me putting on a corset this morning: “yeah no I feel good. I can go a bit tighter.”

Me taking it off 8 hours later: “Oh thank god I can relax and breathe freely again.”

When I was 19-20 me and a bunch of friends went into the woods to go camping.

And while there, drunk, we invented a goddess: Ignesia.

Goddess of campfires, smores, camping, and spiders

We collectively praised her for only one night, but still

Sometimes, I remember.

Glory to Ignesia.

Trying on vintage clothing as a bigcity big girl with tig ol’ biddies is like:

“Okay if I keep my arms at this angle and never anywhere else, this could be cute.”

“If I leave this unbuttoned entirely, it’s a look.”

“… I’m not even gonna try any further with getting it over my head it will rip.”

Introduce yourself with

One book
One movie
One album
One TV show

I ghost wrote this comment on VHSCCs

🎄VHS Christmas Carols!⚡️Available For A Limited Time!🎁 YouTube video by Team StarKid

It’s time for VHSmas

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“you can consume media without shipping characters” unfortunately if I don’t I will slowly stop breathing and die

'cuz Friday is Black for Me...

God I’ve seen how you bless others - please let me play the Sam Track one day in a production of TGWDLM.

I want to be McNamara so bad…

What’s happening in Palestine & Lebanon right now is escalating. It fills me full of horror and dread. Please seek to inform yourself elsewhere if not here (I get wanting to make this space different).

We must, must do everything we can to stop the bloodshed. Here’s one small way to help #Palestine

Help Palestinian refugees with a Click Please help deliver support to Palestinian families; all you have to do is to click once a day for free, every day!

Daily Click!

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My cat Savannah, deciding the book is her’s now and she is so right.

This ruleset is incredible and fun, with so much to unpack here and I genuinely cannot wait to play it.

When humanity conquer a brave New World they bring their animal companions with them and if good reason, pets are incredibly important the psychological well-being of the long-haul space cruise, and every ship should have one while far from common, typical flesh and blood animals found on the frontier include dogs, cats, mice, reptiles, fish, and birds. Additionally synthetic copies of both Monday and exotic earth. Animals have been produced by a number of companies rats and insects have sold away on many as face craft spreading disease and altering the ecology of alien worlds apes are still use and laboratory settings and cattle, sheep, horses and pigs, have all been transplanted to extrasolar farming communities.

Also it encourages your players to have a pet. The bane of most TTRPG tables, this ruleset thinks you should have a cat and honestly they’re so right.

(Also horses are canon. Shoutout to my personal beef with the Fallout universe over that)

There’s details about the religions that have come up in the future of Aliens, about the different corporations, the different governments, about the different planets, and about even non-Xenomorph alien species!

There’s so much in here!!!

As noted earlier, a lot of time in space is spent in cryosleep - a state in which your bodily functions and aging are slowed to the point of near suspension. Your mind, however, can dream in fact an entire industry is devoted creative dreams, talented dreamers own dreams, which can be recorded by expensive monitoring equipment and can be played back for the entertainment of less imaginative sleepers. Skilled dreamers weave and craft stories and adventures in their subconscious minds. Those sponsored by corporations - which is most of them - insert subliminal messages into your mind as you sleep. With some skill, it’s possible to use dream monitoring equipment combined with a Neuro Visor Helmer to consciously enter the dream of someone in stasis and communicate with them.

Secreted by a Xenomorph Queen, Royal Jelly is a gelatinous substance that a mother Xeno uses to shape the Sentries of her hive. Royal Jelly contains a specialized strain of Agent A0-3959X.91-15 that induces an accelerated metamorphosis in P. praepotens and M. noxhydria. Royal Jelly is extremely addictive to humans and other animals, and when ingested in large quantities causes an adrenal increase in strength, stamina, and aggressive tendencies-eventually bordering on the superhuman and homicidal.

It’s so full of lore tidbits I wouldn’t have known about either - and the implications of them as you read and encounter them are - implicating.

Your dreams can be fake, implanted propaganda?

Who the FCK first ate the gelatin a Queen produced?!

Two of the main ‘rules’ for being a Game Mother by the way -

I love how this game is clearly for fans and is actively encouraging you to reference the line, so the things, riff from the movies!

And so encouraging you to brutally kill your friends 😇