A post from Apple's developer forums from a developer so frustrated with their in-app purchases test environment that they are going to charge their next client $200,000 for 9 months of work. Another developer responds saying their whole system is broken and Google's just works.

As a tester of Apple's in-app purchases system, I find myself revisiting this post at least once per year simply for the solace that I find knowing that I am not the only person endlessly frustrated with Apple's bullshit. developer.apple.com/forums/threa...

Go to Hell, praise Allah, and happy Easter BlueSky! Our president is an irredeemable psychopath.

From the Great Lakes to the UP, Toledo will be free!

You're on notice Ohio. Michigan is re-disputing the Toledo Strip. We're doing Toledo War 2: Electric Boogaloo (yes that will be the real name and yes, I think it's better than operation Epic Fury).

Hot take (and tip) for today: banks are crap at CVV/exp date validation. They will frequently send a CVV error message when the issue is with the exp date, and I think vice versa (not 100% sure at that).

Do better, guys! We live in a world where being good at that isn't difficult.

Made a half-assed meme about Pam Bondi's shitty day yesterday. Enjoy!

You got Mark Mercer to voice a campaign ad for you???

The Honey Files Expose Major Fraud! YouTube video by MegaLag

Hot new Honey scam file just dropped! Seems like they're real pieces of shit and I can't wait for the technical testing video to drop! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCGT...

Boys at her school shared AI-generated, nude images of her. She was the one expelled A 13-year-old girl at a Louisiana middle school got into a fight with classmates who were sharing AI-generated nude images of her

this is strong evidence that while kids being hit by their parents or guardians is always bad, some adolescents do need to get socked in the mouth.

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Will this AI have an untraceable affinity that favors bombarding Great Lakes location targets?

Mamdani brought one to Cuomo's debate, Adelita brought two to her swearing in...let's make this a habit, please. More survivors deserve to see a semblance of justice, however small.

My ass is only JUST realizing why Hooked on Phonics was all over TV ads while I was growing up...damn.

US revokes visas for 6 foreigners over Charlie Kirk-related speech The Trump administration has revoked the visas of six foreigners deemed by U.S. officials to have made derisive comments or made light of the assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk last m...

I wasn't gonna talk shit about Charlie Kirk, because frankly he wasn't worth talking about.

I'm gonna talk mad shit about him now. Everyone in his room was dumber for having listened to him. Good riddance. apnews.com/article/trum...

Wow. I don't think I've ever seen a more ironic website glitch. This is TP Usa's home page right now:

Welp, Imgur went to shit today. Good luck to everyone still there, looks like I will stalk bsky and reddit more. Goodbye, Imgur-it was a fun decade. May edwardmacaronifork live forever in infamy!

You are a prude. Not because you want metadata, but because you are asking for non-adult, non-sexual content to be labeled erroneously.

Please tell me the account details of the children you are "protecting." Let's have the children's details. Please.

You're welcome! Stuck-up prudes have no place on bsky! 🧡

Children have no place on BlueSky per their terms of service. It should be moderated for adults. If you are allowing your children on BlueSky, please link their accounts and I would be happy to report them.

It's negligent of you, as a parent, to be allowing children unsupervised social media usage.

It is not adult or sexual. You are being completely unreasonable.

Are you looking for a benign accidental family group text? My family added one Mark Davis to our group chat and he was with us for over a year!

Long story short: he asked who we all were, we wished him Merry Christmas, and then we started a new group chat.

You also don't get to decide what is sexual. There's no nudity. It doesn't violate BlueSky's guidelines, which can be found here: bsky.social/about/suppor...

I think I'll report your post for harassment. Let's both bog down their report system so it's harder to censor actual sexual content, huh?

Pretty shitty politician! I would know, I'm an expert on the matter.

Love this, but let's be very clear: Chenoweth herself said that this is a rule of thumb, not a perfect truth.

More great news is that when nonviolent resistance movements succeed, there is a statistical correlation with improved democratic conditions post-success!

Today, AI canceled a subscription that my company wanted to remain active.

I never thought I'd be jealous of the apocalypse in Terminator, but today I am fantasizing about dying in a blaze of glory, because what will actually happen is AI putting arsenic in food b/c of reddit or some dumb shit.

There's a parallel universe out there where this man is in the White House. Yet we get this shit.

DON'T BE SHIT, INVITE THIS PERSON ON THE POD ASAP

Too many people are doing a crap "Harris could've still won if only she had the courage" take on certification.

This is a friendly reminder that the VP's role in election certification is ceremonial. Please don't do a leftist version of "if only Mike Pence had the courage." We know more than that.

Joe Rogan and The Black Keys Diorama YouTube video by Bobby Fingers

Bobby Fingers just released a new video! Check it out during your next trip to the bathroom, it'll make your day! youtu.be/NF4VJJKTjy8?...

Wild night over here in Michigan. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/michi...

Friendly reminder to not be shit, love everyone, and especially to be an ally to marginalized/victimized communities!