Happy Bearspring to those who celebrate!

I can’t stop pedaling because if I stop pedaling I have to think about things other than pedaling

If you're not making a film about your dad can you really call yourself a documentary filmmaker?

I want to thank the school drama teacher for telling the audience before the play began that it would be less than an hour in length. Giving us parents the info we need.

When I got back from a short spring break trip my phone started switching to “work” focus mode every time I came home, which I guess is accurate insofar as I work from home.

But it feels like an attack.

This is riverboat deletion

As president I will direct $40 billion in funding to genetically modify spiders to instinctively step onto the cardboard when I slide it under the cup.

Champaign for my real friends, Urbana for my sham friends.

It’s not on the CPS calendar. www.cps.edu/calendar/?ca...

What are you talking about?

AI performs the mundane tasks of work so I have more time to fold laundry, which is my true passion.

Ok!

Screenshot from FedEx that says Out for delivery, your driver Jesus is on the way

Jesus did take the wheel, and He will deliver (before 5PM today)

And so it came to pass...

Cones. Their Kryptonite.

Lawrence Wilson - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrenc...

Did anyone else see a Tesla Robotaxi in Lincoln Square today?

👎👎👎

As a service member, I’m disgusted and heartbroken by the attacks on Venezuela.

War for oil. Distraction from the Epstein files.

Innocent people continue to pay the price under this regime.

Is the Venezuela war just about oil? After all these wars for oil, wouldn’t it be easier to switch to a green economy?

There was an Electrify America station just down the road from our hotel in Clarion PA, but it still meant I had to walk 10 minutes in the snow when I’d rather be eating breakfast

I’ll change my loyalty to any hotel chain that commits to installing level 2 EV chargers at all of their locations.

Daniel Tiger takes the trolley.

As a software engineer my job mostly consists of repeatedly pressing “allow” in VS Code and letting Copilot do its thing.

A vibration isolation mount for cameras resting on a wooden coffee table in an office.

When I ride my bike around the city I love to watch the skyline. It’s something that I’ve wanted to film for a long time. But it’s always been pretty shaky when I’ve tried

So today I’m going to try mount this vibration isolator from Proaim onto the front rack of my bike to try to smooth things out.

Happy vertical video day to those who celebrate!

Nothing makes my teeth hurt more than going to the dentist.

What if every time you went to your primary care doctor you left in more pain than you were in before?

Counterpoint-overpowered cars enshittifies everything else

I’ve conditioned my children to blow a raspberry and put their thumb down whenever they see a cybertruck

How to increase your surface area for luck You should just do things

usefulfictions.substack.com/p/how-to-inc...

I ran into a guy at the playground that I know from a documentary project I was working on a year ago. He said “oh you’re the filmmaker.”

I don’t often feel like that describes me, but it’s nice that people put in the world think of me that way.