Steven! You hussy! (affectionate)

Yay, Capitalism!

amazon and anthropic announce an ouroboros dick sucking session

Lesbian visibility week, national library week, AND earth day?!

What a week!

<3<3<3 Meet me in NJ, baybeeees.

Dark Matter was just an alright book, but it did have it's moments.

Mosaic of a rate biting the leg of a Roman boy. Red blood streams from the boy’s leg. Around are many leaves on an off-white background.

Rat bites boy! Detail of a 4th century AD mosaic in a bed chamber at the extraordinary Villa Romana del Casale near Piazza Armenira, Sicily. #mosaicmonday #WorldHeritage

this book as munver is actually an incredible/hysterical concept.

i have a soft spot for fics where Steve tells Eddie he hates when he calls him king Steve, specially when Steve is more out than in, either drunk or falling asleep

it’s just so cute

#steddie

reading chapter 13 of "dark matter" and I am unable to escape "you know who."

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

that sounds delightful.

it's bc we are seeing clips of our old faves at Coachella

yeah, I played self titled and de stijl so much that I can still basically just listen to them in my head whenever I want, so when I got the craving I thought I'd put on something different 😃

it might even help let off a little steam. relieve some tension. you know Steve hasn't had a date for a while. Maybe you could just, like, pretend. as friends. it'll probably end your dry streaks, and then I'm sure you'll both get lots of dates and you can just go back to being friends. No big deal!

I just listened to icky thump front to back on Saturday. it only gets sweeter with age.

hey boys, I dare you to give each other a little smooch. just like as a gag. it doesn't have to mean anything. I promise it won't awaken anything in you.

it's a bad idea, right? IT'S A BAD IDEA, RIGHT?!

Yay! New library book day!

I've decided that I am going over there. I will peep into the window first to make sure that I am not interrupting anything. And if they are busy, and I just have to stand there staring into the window for a while (to make sure that I don't come back too soon and interrupt), so be it.

But but but, they don't keep growing? And they are made with calcium?

friendship with people way better at math than you is hilarious, actually

ugh. this is like when one of your friends starts dating someone and disappears off the face of the earth.

you have to leave the trailer sometime, boys! RUDE.

guys, I miss Steve. :(

where even is that guy? what is he doing rn?

honestly, the most wonderful time of the year.

Time to pick out some orthopedic-ass hiking sandals for the year and wear them for the next 5 months straight.

Here you go stedheads #steddie
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