dance on a monday
Posts by Magmaniac
making artful alt text is my passion
Nefarious cosmic space villian, Uncle Sam, perches in orbit over the planet Earth, it's prey. Wielding a gun the size of montana, a suboordinate of the villain readies a shot, symbolizing the self destructive and predatory nature of armed conflict in the nuclear age. A perfect encapsulation of the cycle of violence, war and peace, life and death, the way things always will be, and the way it always has been.
always has been
As a guy with long hair, whenever random people decide it's okay to touch my hair it really makes me want to cut it off. It's gross.
I love how whenever anyone posts something like this we all know what you mean
DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGE
April Fools has just been annoying for like at least a decade now.
SAME. I've been sweating my ass off at work. It's miserable.
Just got back from my local protest! It was awesome! Got a rebel loon whistle and a Fuck Ice pin.
I know Trump said some horrendous things about Robert Mueller but that doesn't mean you guys have to start glazing Mueller. He was a lifelong Republican for fuck's sake. He's complicit in the fascism.
Staying up all night reading is one of the best reasons to stay up all night
It's not easy to accept when we make mistakes, especially when we're all caught in the heated toxic social media space. Much respect for this post.
No 🙂↔️
the moon rattles like a fragment of angry candy
These guys fuck
That's what I'm doing
I bought a new car 2 weeks ago after test driving cars at a bunch of different dealerships. Just now this psycho car salesman called me trying to get me to buy the car I test drove. Bro, get over it! That was two weeks ago, move on! Not a single other salesman at other dealerships was this annoying.
no but i kind of have a spot where i leave them all year anyways, but i did get a new car and didn't bother to put my ice scraper in it
Guys, I think I summoned this snowstorm. It's my fault.
Always killing it
Y mira, oye, siente, Itotiani volar,
Sus alas siempre van a parpadiar,
Con ojos fijos hacia el cielo,
Con pulmones abiertos al mar,
Ella es vientre de creación
I bought a new car woooooo
Maybe they meant Iowa and they're dyslexic
This is the last moment of winter for the year, I swear.
Some reviews of local businesses in the St. Paul area:
All pickup/buy junk/scrap car businesses: 0/10.
All towing companies: 2/10.
All "some guy who owns a towing truck": 8/10.
Triple A: 12/10
Adam's Food & Fuel on 3rd St. E and Etna: 14/10.
My engine blew up last night on the way to work and the last 14 hours have been extremely stressful. My eternal thanks to the kind woman working at the little gas station in St. Paul who used her OWN AAA membership to get my car towed after getting the runaround by 12 different companies.
I've been sick as hell for the past month straight and finally I can breathe again. Feels good.
it was 78 degrees in my bedroom so i turned on my AC :(