party 4 u / defying gravity mashup would go so hard

at what point does "you have really good genes" start to just mean I'm old??

and for my next trick, I will leave the guy at the liquor store dumbfounded when they check my ID

Mushu from the animated film Mulan saying, "They popped out of the snow! Like daisies!"

me watching the last of us

Parker Posie as Victoria Ratliff in The White Lotus saying, "You want to live in Taiwan?"

people are throwing out theories she is playing 4D chess and is the one who turned in Tim, but girlie thinks she's on a whole other island!

where are all the bookish hotties when I go to donate blood ???

throwing ass to the severance theme song in a kier eagan honoring way

give me the wardrobe of lumon-issued cunty bobs!!

Young Bob Odenkirk, an extremely handsome young man!

Wait a young Bob Odenkirk could unquestionably get it?!

Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the severance turns the minutes to hours I’m thinking about “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” this morning. Partially because I always am, and partially because of three seconds in the opening minutes of the latest episode of Severance.

the latest episode of Severance featured 3 seconds of "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" in the opening, so naturally this morning I woke up and wrote 2000 or so words about Gord, labour, and the stories in scars

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helly r really was just getting tackled onstage, blinked, then was getting dunked by her friend in freezing water and also there is the SKY??? our girl has been through so much 🥺

Time for some #Severance.

the bitch is back (I don't know who I am without you)