you would get scared if you so how many signal messages I get a day

damn baby this pussy the cats pajamas

the results make a lil horseshoe:

slept great = u did okay

barely slept = ya you kept her up

slept great = you rocked her shit

I ain't reading all th- *dies*

Why would the sun move in this pattern? Is gravity also a myth?

pic of me at night from a digital camera

jerk a man, he'll cum once

teach him how to jerk, he'll cum every day for the rest of his life

great song name

damn ur so cute

it is possible that the fascists are maintaining a very big and complicated lie but what I usually see from them is simple lies where they don't care if they're believable to everyone. Like that shit about people eating dogs, easily refutable but they got people talking about it.

I certainly wouldn't put it past the government to lie, I just don't think their lies are that sophisticated. Last week Trump said his uncle had taught the unibomber despite the fact that his uncle died years before ted kazinsky was revealed to be him.

I don't think so tbh.

yea :/

damn you shooting Tina?

first solo set in less than two weeks
i’m soooo nervous like what if i get up there and do a good job and all of my friends have a good time??

nah you'll be okay, also I love the beat

one my homies said to remove that last line or else I’ll get disappeared 😭

oh I know her

if fucking for over an hour is wasting the day consider my time squandered

why tf can I not lock my account, I'm applying for jobs and shit I don't want them seeing my tits 😭

big gummed 😭😭😭

hell yeah, I sit when I can but if it makes more sense to stand let it rip

*funkmaster flex premiering the monster mash* TRANSYLVANIA YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CASTLE RIGHT NOW ANY KINDA HAUNTED ABODE, GO ONTO THE GROUNDS RIGHT NOW AND REACH YOUR HAND IN THE COFFIN FOR NO REASON.

this y'all's president?

or get hungry

🤨

Rapper: “so you got that funk inspired beat?”

Me, who misheard fuck inspired beat on the phone: “yeah yeah I got you I just gotta switch a few things around before we get started twin.”

KINGFISHER IS HERE