i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

eden

Pixel OCs RPG Collab 2025 by glacier Pixel artists come together to show off their original characters in the style of various types of Role Playing Game!

Some of my pixelart is included in the Pixel OCs RPG Collab 2025, alongside some very talented artists. Check it out here: oceanhahn.itch.io/pixel-ocs-rp... #pixelOCsRPG

I wonder if the logical endgame of the whole ‘does AI deserve rights?’ line of thinking is ‘Votes for AI Citizens’. Essentially resulting in a CEO’s ability to tip scales with the press of a button.

i had a dream that i was chattel

As an aside, I’ll be updating Extreme Couponing soon and I’ve added some very cool shit like Dual Promos (where you combine 2 Promos to get the benefits of both!) and a new Colour class (cause black looks good on everyone)

How Promos Work in Extreme Couponing When I started making this game, I didn’t really know how I would come up with a system that would allow items of the same type (i.e PROMOs) to behave so differently but still be recognisable as the.....

I wrote up some notes about my Promo system and how that works in Unity. Take a look, especially if you’re interested in making a Balatro like game cyberjazz.itch.io/extreme-coup...

Yeah I love that when it takes a dark turn and catches you off guard.

An old man holding a cursed gem which will not allow him to leave or die. Too dark?

Extreme Couponing by cyberjazz A stylish coupon-clippin' roguelike (NSFW)

I just released my latest jam game: EXTREME COUPONING.
Made in just a week, this game is a take on Balatro, mashed up with a classic Dress-Up mechanic, for the NSFW Minijam #18 (My third entry to this series of jams)

Try it out. Let me know what you think!

cyberjazz.itch.io/extreme-coup...

I LOVE MY LIFE

The github commit notes on projects like this are hilarious.
‘Adds bukkake system’
‘Resolves issue where cumflation fails if too many participants’
Like, what am I doing? lol

Pile of Coats by cyberjazz You are just a Pile of Coats

Did you participate in #strawberryjam9 this year? Give my game a look. I’m gonna do my reviews this week and I’ll prioritise yours if you leave a note!

cyberjazz.itch.io/pile-of-coats

Djeni chapter 2 preview (erotic comic)

Pile of Coats by cyberjazz You are just a Pile of Coats

New project just released on my itch page.
cyberjazz.itch.io/pile-of-coats

Pile of Coats is a short, first-person experience about receiving a visitor in the middle of the night. I made it over February for Strawberry Jam 9.

As a unity dev who is considering moving to Godot, these updates are helpful so keep it up plz!

Daily task: ❌❌BOYCOTT AMAZON! ❌❌

This is a tough one I know but here are some other options!

✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com
✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com
✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com

Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙

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#fuckjeffbezos 🖕

Check out this cool 'Line of Sight' shader from Midnight Delivery. (The crosshatched section around the NPCs) I always found shaders pretty intimidating, so this is a real win for me.

Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...

I absolutely do not doubt it! Thanks for the new research topic lol

Exactly! Total revolution (for me, at least)

Did you know that BinaryFormatter can be used to execute exploits? I sure didn’t. Anyway, this method is cleaner all round.

Happy to report that Midnight Delivery is back in development! I was really stuck on the save system but I ripped it out and replaced it with a JSON solution and it’s working lovely now. More soon!

Nailed it. Ow, my spine!

I think modern computer software was a mistake and we should go back to our roots of developing for limited hardware.

The same amount of electricity that could power MS-DOS for a year is now used to ask Copilot how to save a Word document to your local Desktop instead of OneDrive.

The Pixel Art rules you SHOULD break! YouTube video by AdamCYounis

My game isn't pixel perfect, and your favourites probably aren't either. Here's why: youtu.be/-hSRLmk3nLo

the average artist, writer, etc. online is not a capitalist. they lack the means to generate capital. they do not control labor. they can’t afford to eat, they can’t pay rent. someone asking for 3 dollars in exchange for a 20 page comic is not in opposition to progress. idk what people want anymore.

Our old mate Cosmo Chancer has half-heartedly begun work on a new volume of Penge-inspired poetry…