Did I sleep through the 90s??

"Siri, play 80s soft rock."
Every one I recognize and know all the lyrics.

"Siri, play 90s soft rock."
I don't recognize 4 out of 5 songs. Who are these people?

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That was, um, a movie. I think I'll just delete that one from my DVR unless I need to get rid of guests who have overstayed their welcome.

Good night, SvenPals! Have a great week. Let's make a monster next Saturday.

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I would like to see them burn this movie.

Nothing bad ever happens to the Simpson kids...

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Can I get the drugs the cinematographer was on?

I'm not sure if he is freakier or this kid is.

This is the type of movie that never ends. It haunts your brain weeks after the credits roll.

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I've just signed up for online therapy thanks to this movie.

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At least I'm getting midlife crisis Corvette commercials interspaced with the fiber supplement for regularity commercials.

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Are they feeding this kid LSD on the side?

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Is anyone in this movie who is likable? Who am I rooting for here? The moon girl?

The 50s 80s. But the actual 50s was probably worse.

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Ah, the 80s when everyone smoked.

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"What's on the ceiling?"
"Crack."

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Hopefully no one pulls the wrong cable over at Bluesky headquarters tonight.

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"I come from the moon."

"What a coincidence! I just mooned someone!"

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I did move when I was about his age. I went from idyllic Virginia to Superfund site New Jersey. I still wake up screaming.

You understand my pain. 😔

First time for me. And I grew up in the 80s.

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I've heard cannibalism can make you crazy. Any truth to that?

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"Character is what you are in the dark!" - Lord John Warfin.

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Cherry tomatoes?

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I hope tonight's movie won't give me flashbacks of my own traumatic childhood where I was a victim of financial abuse, wherein my folks didn't give me everything I wanted nor take me to Disney World each weekend. And when I was in my late teens, I had to [sniffle] get a job!

#Caturday

My cat has a sidequest for me.

My Siri knows one song by John Denver - Leaving on a Jet Plane. I asked her to play John Denver, it played that song, then went to other artists. I repeated my request. Same song, then another artist. I again repeated my request. Same result. Same song then other artists. Can anyone else test?

Pro tip: if you want to hurry up your Amazon delivery, just leave your house for a couple of hours. Amazon will show up 5 minutes after you leave.

The problem with the Jurassic World movies is that they think they needed made up, genetically engineered dinosaurs. No, there are thousands of real dinosaurs they could use. You might as well glue fins on an iguana. We want REAL dinosaurs!

Seconded!

It wasn't quite that bad. I'm still here! 😀😀😀