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What is: how can I possibly pick just one?

Wait, is this not parody?

One peapod in the middle of a pot… the wind blows up me!

Hello! I still badly need work in narrative design or game writing etc. I’ve been in games for 20 years and I’m responsible for the mobile smash hit Lily’s Garden. I will take on full-time or contract work but I really need to pick something up soon. Please get in touch if you have/know of something

What is a French trombone?

Staying hydrated helps with the itching. Lotion and not bathing everyday too.

WOOOOO

Peace is already coming, just gotta work on the stability! 🐝✨❤️

Thank you! Until then I’m hangin in there. ❤️

Thank you! I’m trying to remember how strong I am! ❤️

Thanks, honey!

Thank you! ✨

Thank you, dear man.

Aw thank you! 🥳

Prince purple.

Hey my loves: I left my partner of eight years a few weeks ago. Had to get me and my kid out of his house rather abruptly; it was bad. I’ve landed in a sweet temporary housing spot, and I am most grateful!

Please send your blessings for more work, a new apartment, and good health. Thank you! ❤️🐝✨

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

Definitely need this for my sophisticated wasteland look.

Dealing with lower GI stuff with my kitty; it’s so hard to get things in balance!

Damn wizard thinking dark thoughts on Saturday morning!

What is upside down?

What are Cuban insanity bees?

😂🤷‍♀️💅

What is The Hornpipe Disaster?

Who is this is not a pipe?

LA! These kitties’ human passed away, and they need a new home! Please help them find one! Spread the word!

Personal stylist. I wanna look like Tank Girl meets goth belly dancer.

This is beautiful.

5th grade. I had a red plaid dress with a swingy skirt. WTH?