I seriously just bought a $10K all terrain wheelchair because otherwise I am literally trapped in my house for MONTHS. If you think the winter sads are bad, try never leaving your house.

Funny that I thought "I should probably post on BS" 11 months after my last post, which was about my SSDI hearing (which I won a couple days later), and now 11 months later, I finally got my stupid back pay. I'll try, but the kinda IG format has never been my thing. Can we bring back LiveJournal?

I update this, um, pretty much never. Stress cooking because my SSDI hearing is in 2 days (Tuesday). Charlie is feeding off my anxiety and has basically turned into a guinea pig.

Especially since this variant seems to wait a few days before you test positive. So people test the first day when they're sick, test negative, and then go about their business like they're golden, only to test positive 3 days later.

So my new card is restricted because I answered *too many* security questions and I have to try back tomorrow. For every step, I had to answer 3 questions, and they were seriously obscure like 25 y.o. address specifics. I feel like I'm dealing with the unseelie fae, not a sketchy prepaid debit.

Hooray, no longer an Unperson! (Not having a valid credit card is the new Vagrancy.)

Well, I don't have a bank account for something like 2 weeks because my card got hacked and someone in Florida bought $50 of wings on my dime (while I was getting a thyroid biopsy). Wish they would have gotten something ...cooler?

Since I was never a Twit, this is all based on a format I'm entirely unfamiliar with, so forgive me while I learn how all this crap works (threads). Also, here's my friggin adorable dog, who is currently being a high maintenance weirdo, because he must be Touching Me At All Times Or He'll Perish:

A-ha! It's not borked, I am. Derp. Apparently having a "new formats are hard" moment.

Selfie of me wearing a facehugger mask.

Well, I finally caved and made an account, but apparently so did everyone else, so gonna have to wait on making any kind of profile, because it b0rked. b0rk b0rk.