now why did I think this was Lisa Barlow

the way this is the same moment but not

RHORI taglines leaked!! 🦪

the mother to mother all mothers

chugging a kombucha just to feel something

ok DC cuties - she’s making her East Coast debut Wednesday at Trade

come see this camp show

absolutely glued to the Artemis live stream

Houston just reported “there is one more liquid toilet flush left and we’ll follow up soon with what to do about that”

😳😳😳

my husband is going to need a support group because RHORI is permanently altering my accent

we used to write poetry

be honest, is Jack White a really long Tilda Swinton bit

this feature, but on grindr

lord give me the audacity of a white woman having a full volume personal phone call in a coffee shop for an hour

standard christian to gay pipeline

son of a preacher man & vice president of baptist student union to……..well, not 😇

DANITA! IT’S APRIL FOOLS

I really need yall to update your phones because I love this lil guy -> 🫪

can’t believe someone has been legally putting up with me for eight years 🥰

Oh, he HATE hates her.

Give Jane Don’t a gun

need a Robbie Hoffman A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

surely unrelated: my head feels like an airheads commercial and I can’t breathe 🙃

🌸🌸🌸

the most magical time of year in DC

just saw a dead rat under my porch what am I supposed to do about this

I wasn’t prepared for home ownership

woke up and stepped in cat vomit at 3am

but going to Gaga tonight!

real highs and lows today

If Lisa Kudrow called me “baby girl” *even just once* it would fix literally everything wrong that has ever happened in my life

This is Darlene Mitchell

We’re doing the same! And husband calls her “Eurovision host” which….i approve

Rewatching The Comeback and obviously it’s brilliant for 8 million reasons BUT

they could have SO easily followed Hollywood stereotype and made the hot blonde the villain - BUT THEY REFUSED TO PIT WOMEN AGAINST EACH OTHERZ

TIFFANY POLLARD IS AN ICONIC GUEST | ZIWE INTERVIEW YouTube video by Ziwe

This is the greatest piece of media this decade

youtu.be/J7iWHQUZOFk?...

some days the group chat just does good comedy

Not ready for a new season without Mickey.

Send ice cream. 🥺