I wrote this and made people listen to it

Sometimes I feel like Warren is just me with a rougher hand of cards and this is reinforcing that greatly. I ate at least 12 Easter eggs this year

He’s the Pope not the Gotham City DA

My eyes were so much happier 10 seconds ago

Trump got Allah covered today so maybe they’re splitting them up

Star Trek The Search for Spock scene. Our Lord Spock is pictured in a white robe. He stands surrounded by his shipmates who are all older here than they were in the TV show. Sulu is smiling and touching Spock's chest for some reason. Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, and Bones stand close and all seem thrilled to see him, but are otherwise practicing self control and not feeling his chest. Despite being surrounded by friends, Spock is staring only at Kirk, for obvious reasons.

He is risen

🤢

Paddington in Return of the Jedi (1832)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1832

Fucking hell that’s exactly it

That’s the one. Inspires me to remove essential parts from my body at speed

Oh shut the fuck up

Hi Ian! If I’ve made it under the wire I’d love to add my mum Jane Nobbs and my wife’s mam Teg Williams. A beautiful thing to do and a wonderful thing to be a part of, thank you! #Mums26

Hundreds of GPs tell BBC they have never refused a fit note for mental health concerns The number of fit notes issued has been rising, with more than 11.2m approved in England last year.

This story is such a bad example of journalists *creating* news. They sent out a survey to 5,000 GPs. 752 replied. 540 said they’d never refused to give a fit note to someone who said they had mental health issues. 162 said they had refused, which is over a fifth. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ah you’re assuming Jon is voicing Warren at this moment.

And you’d be right

Never been more pumped to find out happens next in any story ever

What?

Why have I had this bullshit article shared to me so many times

Once there is a child someone in your home is sick at all times. Only my dog escapes this cycle, but she also eats and poos out StickleBricks so she’s got nothing to be proud of

This is demented 😂

Now he simply walks among us like Tyler Durden, lost in the shadows at Jon Club

Jon, or die.

Well everyone knows Jon from Garfield was The First, who awoke the rest of us from our slumber

Cos they spelled Jon right

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

You took the words right out of my mouth dude

Dr. Robby looking quizzically as he walks past an open door

The Shining bear guy blowjob scene

Sorry. Sorry about this

God damn that is exactly what’s it’s like 😂

This album! Is so good! For fuck’s sake!

Sorry run that name past me again

It’s whatever’s safest at that moment, as decreed by the 999 service really. My baby recently had a concern that warranted an ambulance and we were told we were a priority - after 20 mins they said it wasn’t coming and we’d better just drive her in. If in doubt always call 999 and ask!

‘Grappling with his conscious this w/e’